When I think of who might be the Jonas Brothers’ biggest fans, I think it is girls in their 20’s. Turns out it is men in their 50’s. Actually, it is just John Stamos and Marilyn Manson. They are the founding members of Jonatics. Now we know what sweet dreams are made of for these two men and they are Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.
Marilyn Manson continues to tour even though it has turned out to be life threatening and very dangerous for him. For example, the singer told Marc Maron on his WTF podcast that he holds the mic in his left hand so he can catch bottles being thrown at him with his right hand.
Then the singer told him that at a recent European show, “Someone bit me on the dick.” Then he revealed what happened, “I jumped into the barricade and I was singing to the crowd…Someone bit hard onto where my dick is. They didn’t get the dick but they got the part of the pant where the dick belongs. But my dick ducked, it swerved like a Matrix dick.”
What did he do when she would not let go? He says, “I had to point my microphone at them because my microphone is actually a knuckle duster…so I decided to point it at the girl biting my dick.”
Why didn’t he hit her causing her to release his penis, he explained, “She had glasses on. My mother, Gd rest her soul, always said ‘don’t hit a girl with glasses’. It is what saved her.” Then he added, “If she had got foreskin, I would have really got upset…It would have hurt one of us, someone would have walked out there in pain.”
And that brings up to the latest incident when he almost died on stage a couple of weeks ago. On September 30th a huge stage prop fell on him, and other than being hospitalized we did not know what happened to him. Now 2 weeks later, he broke his silence to Yahoo! Music and told them what he broke. He shared with them, “It started to fall and I tried to push back and I didn’t get out the way in time. I’m not sure what I hit my head on, but it did fall onto my leg and break the fibula in two places. The pain was excruciating.” Because of the breaks, doctors inserted a plate and 10 screws into the bone another screw through his ankle bone (which he sprained two days beforehand at another show) and is in a full leg plaster cast.
Is all of that stopping him from touring? Not all, Marilyn Manson will be performing in Europe next month and will make up the cancelled dates early next year.
Marilyn Manson began his latest tour on September 27th and he has already been plagued with injuries. Yesterday in Pittsburgh, he hurt his ankle during the show and turned the show over to his opening band. But that is nothing as compared to what happened tonight in Manhattan. While singing Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This), a large stage prop of two guns, that he appears to have been climbing, came crashing down on him. According to TMZ, he was taken away by stretcher to the hospital. His condition is mostly unknown at this time but a source told Variety that he should be fine.
If I were Marilyn Manson, I would scrap the Heaven Upside Down tour because someone from Heaven is trying to send him a sign that he should not be doing it.
UPDATE: Marilyn Manson band member Tyler Bates posted a photo from the airport and said, “Well, the @marilynmanson @marilynmanson_cult @heaven Upside Down tour is on pause for a minute. Heading home. Manson will be back in action soon. Heaven Upside Down is released October 6th, with an insane video to stoke the fire. See you soon! @schecterguitarsofficial @tylerbatesfan.” Still no word how Manson is doing, but sounds like he will need time to recuperate.
To see him hurt his ankle during the first show, then click here!
Marilyn Manson is going to play a 17th century surgeon on WGN’s Salem and he is a natural for the role. Back then, they used leeches for a lot of medical needs and his character, as you can see, found an interesting use for them when they were done. He would suck them up like the slimy things suck up blood.
And now I have yet another reason not to watch the disappointing period drama when it return on November 2nd.
For some reason Rob Lowe and Marilyn Manson met up and the brat packer Instagrammed a photo of them together. We always knew he could light St Elmo’s Fire, and I think this picture makes him burn ever hotter!
BTW what would the DirectTV ad be for these two be? I am Rob Lowe and I have DirectTV. I am scary Rob Lowe and I have cable. Rob Lowe says, “I make women swoon.” Scary Rob Lowe responds, “I make children cry.” Rob Lowe, “Don’t be this me, get DirectTV.”
