“As many of our fans know Nick [Zinner] has had pneumonia over the past month and it’s been an up and down recovery process. The band’s top priority is supporting Nick through a full recovery,” the band said in a statement. “We are deeply thankful and expectedly heartbroken we cannot rise to these occasions. It’s been a tough week, and it’s been a tough year on the health front for us alongside so many artists who are committed to connecting with audiences amidst a pandemic. We send our love to our fans and supporters, thank you for your understanding and well wishes, it means the world to us. Wishing you a healthy and happy rest of 2022, we’re looking forward to a strong return in 2023.”
Hopefully, Zinner will be better soon, and the band will be back performing live again!
Back to SNL, since the show must go on, it will go on with Lizzo as the musical artist. That is unless Martin Short throws a coin at her.
HBO Max teamed up with Lizzo to record one of her concerts and stream it on December 31st.
Lizzo, her band The Lizzbians and The Little Bigs, The Big Grrrls will be joined by special musical guests Cardi B, SZA, and Missy Elliott throughout the night.
It is the perfect way to spend New Year’s Eve because Lizzo is like a walking party.
And if you can’t wait until then to have more of the singer, you can watch her personal documentary Love, Lizzo starting on Thanksgiving.
Lizzo took a break from touring to have some fun. So, she rode a big old mechanical dick! Was she ready 2 be loved with it? At first, she couldn’t handle it. But once she got into the rhythm of its motion in the ocean, she rode it like a cowboy riding bull.
And that is why I love you bitch!
BTW Does anyone know where that penis ride is? Because I need to sit on it for some happy days.
We know that Lizzo likes to toot her horn, but yesterday she tooted someone else’s. The Library of Congress lent her President James Madison’s crystal flute, which was sent to him in 1813, to play at her concert yesterday.
The singer only played a few notes, and each one was prettier than the one before. Why did the flute aficionado play more than that? Lizzo explained on social media, “Replying to @history the flute was so hard to play— I could only get a few notes out! But no one had ever heard it before, so I made it a memory of a lifetime ❤️”
Before her big show, she rehearsed with the musical instrument at the Library of Congress and enjoyed every note.
Thankfully, she didn’t do a Kim Kardashian and ruin the historical item.
Back to Lizzo; hopefully, she will inspire other little girls to play the flute. Just not my niece because I already have a headache. Just the little girls I don’t know.
Lizzo normally wears a very revealing outfit when she walks the red carpet. However, tonight the singer showed up wearing a lot of fabric in a black Jean Paul Gaultier Couture gown.
But to me, it looks just like the garbage bag I just took out to put in my trashcan.
Lizzo looks gorgeous from the neck up and like trash from below the neck. Hopefully, she will go back to her old style on the next red carpet.
