Today is the unofficial *NSYNC day. All because Justin Timberlake can’t say the word me. Which is odd because it is always all about him.
Anyhoo. To honor May 1st, Lance Bass gave his husband, Michael Turchin, a personalized greeting card yesterday. It reads, “Roses are red. April is gray. But when you wake up tomorrow…” Then you see Bass with yellow string confetti on his head, like Timberlake’s curls, and lip syncs, “It gonna be May!”
I love that Bass can laugh about the mispronunciation! But then again, you can’t blame him because one day a year, we remember the band that he was in for eight years.
So Happy *NSYNC Day. What are you going to do to celebrate?
Lance Bass is a member of *NSYNC, but his twins have better taste in his music. Therefore, Violet and Alexander prefer to listen to Backstreet Boys over their father’s boy band! Can you blame the two-year-olds and Bass’ husband, Michael Turchin? BSB’s music is better.
Lance Bass went to see the LA Rams play yesterday, and he was prepared in case the cameras found him in the crowd.
How was he prepared? He had a sign that read, “Not Taylor Swift.” Because these days, that is the only celebrity people want to see at a football game. Even if her man, Travis Kelce, isn’t playing.
*NSYNC is back in a big way. But not everywhere. That is because Mattel turned Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, and Lance Bass into a Little People Collector set that you can own.
If you are like Taylor Swift and miss playing with your *NSYNC dolls, then for $29.99, you can pretend that they are friends and lovers again. Granted, at 12, did you really know what it was to be in love?
*NYSNC’s back, alright. Whoops, wrong boy band from the ’90s.
Anyways, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick reunited at the MTV VMAs last week. And the next day, they announced they were releasing their first single, Better Place, for the Trolls Band Together soundtrack in two decades.
If that was not enough, they sat down with Sean Evans for Hot Ones and ate some really hot wings. That, and between regretting their decision with each bite, they answered his questions with tears in their eyes.
They, minus Chasez, were in so much pain they couldn’t stop cursing. So they asked who was the biggest curser that Evans had on the show in the last 22 seasons. The answer was Gordon Ramsay with 180 curse words. I say was because Fatone and Timberlake sang a little song called Fuck. It was just them saying fuck as fast as possible until fire came out of their mouths. Who knows? Maybe it will be on their next album.
When it comes to the rest of the interview, I was disappointed. But I did enjoy watching them all suffer.
