Lady Gaga shared a photo of herself topless in fishnets covered in blood and I think we can all agree that she has seen better days. For her, that is saying a lot because she is the master of disguise.
So why does she look that way? She was on a break from filming American Horror Story: Hotel and wanted to let you know that the show is debuting on FX tonight at 10p. So make sure to watch or you will be her next victim.
Barbra Streisand and Lady Gaga, two of the biggest female singers of our lifetime, got together yesterday and all I could think of is who is the bigger diva in their photo. I have to say it is Mother Monster because when was the last time Babs did anything? The last thing I remember her doing what that GA movie with Seth Rogen. That movie was beyond painful. Even worse than Little Fockers and that says a lot.
Check back with me in a few months because after American Horror Story: Hotel, I might say it is a tie.
UPDATE: Barbra shared a photo of her night with Gaga and friends, and her husband James Brolin is the most normal person in it. The photo also includes Ryan Murphy and his AHS: Hotel star along with his American Crime Story star John Tavolta and his wife Kelly Preston. Why they were all hanging out together, we don’t know. We just have to hope it is because she is going to star in one of Murphy’s many shows. Brolin isn’t available because he’s busy working on the painfully unfunny comedy Life in Pieces on CBS.
Lady Gaga has the rare day off and she is spending it shining a glass orb that she has. While most of us wear old rags to clean the house, she wears a nude leotard because that is how Mother Monster rolls. Looks like her fiance’ Taylor Kinney doesn’t mind. Especially since the only finger he is lifting is to touch his phone’s screen and take a photo. Hey it’s his day off too, he earned the right to be lazy.
Lady Gaga opened the Baku 2015 European Games with Imagine and John Lennon’s words are still as true today as they were in 1971. Especially after yesterday’s senseless shooting in Charleston, SC. So listen to this song and remember the 9 people who needlessly died yesterday at Emanuel AME Church.
We know that Lady Gaga has a shapely front, and now we know her backside matches it. The singer is on vacation and she wore a very revealing bikini. The green two piece showed off that she has a butt that Sir Mix A Lot would sing about. Who knew? Besides her fiance’ Tyler Kinney, that is.
