I guess Kim Kardashian’s assets are dwindling since her 2 and a half month hiatus from Social Media, so she is showing off ass again. She assumed the position, shook her money maker and slo-mowed the video. It is oddly hypnotizing. So much so, I want to buy something of theirs and watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Must. Stop. Watching.
Yesterday on The Late Late Show, James Corden played Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts with Kendall Jenner. Basically, you either answer a question or eat/drink something absolutely disgusting.
The CBS late night host would rather eat cod sperm, a bull penis and grasshoppers rather than reveal who’s his favorite parent is, the guest he won’t have back on and which band member he would fire.
When it comes to the model Kardashian, who is really a Jenner, she had no problem selling out her siblings to reveal which names of their children she hates. But she wouldn’t name which is her least favorite member in the Swift Squad or why her sister, really cancelled on her appearance on the show. What’s even worse, her mom Kris told her to down the clam juice rather than share why Kylie played hookie. With moms like that, Joan Crawford doesn’t look that bad.
le, who are in labor, just want to be left alone when they are in labor, and they especially don’t want anyone taking any videos of them. But Blac Chyna and The Kardashians are not like everyone.
While she was in labor, her baby daddy, Rob Kardashian, and their family made a Mannequin Challenge video because of course.
Poor Dream, she was born into a nightmare of a family.
It has been over two weeks since Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in Paris, and she has yet to tell her side of the story to the press or her fans. Her little sister Khloe Kardashian is on The Ellen Degeneres Show today and she gave an update on how big sis is doing.
Ellen: …tell me how Kim is doing I’m sure everybody here is wondering.
Khloe: I mean, she’s not doing that well. I mean, it’s incredibly traumatic what happened to her, but our family is super close and great and we’ll get through it together and we do appreciate all of your guys’ love and support and it will take time. You know it was horrible what happened to her.
Ellen: Yeah. I can’t imagine. Usually everybody’s on social media everybody’s Instagramming and tweeting and constantly… everything is shut down now?
Khloe: Well, I think it’s just a wake up call to make a lot of life adjustments. This is a really serious matter for Kim I think that’s really personal as to when that emotional terror you could move on from that. I think for us it’s all a wake up call for all of us, but definitely just to make sure our sister is ok.
Ellen: And to not share as much anymore. Things have changed a lot?
Khloe: Yeah I think in that aspect and just make sure we’re protected as well as possible. Like I said, we’re a family we’ll do this together. I think it’s important to make those adjustments and to pull back a little bit, I think is always smart.
It is smart for them to tone it back, but do they know how to? They have spent so much of their life intentionally in the public eye, can they live without all of that attention? We shall see? Especially Kim who has shown us everything time and time again, and I do mean everything.
Kim Kardarshian is not having a good week in Paris. First, she was attacked by that schmuck, who attacks celebrities, and tonight she was held at gunpoint. Her rep told CNN, “Kim Kardashian West was held up at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room this evening, by two armed masked men dressed as police officers.She is badly shaken but physically unharmed.”
No other details are known at this time, but I am sure we will no more in the coming days via her Twitter, Instagram and SnapChat.
Kanye West was performing tonight and abruptly ended his show when he heard the news about his wife.
UPDATE: CNN says that the gunmen handcuffed the concierge and forced him to open Kardashian’s door. Once they gained entry, TMZ says they tied up Kardashian, taped her mouth and placed her in the bathtub as they stole a jewelry box worth $5.6 million and a ring worth $4.5 million. When they left, she was able to get herself out of her restraints and call for help.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, she is talk of Paris and some are doubting her story. Thankfully she won’t have to face them because CNN says she fled the France.
