The first full trailer is out for Central Intelligence and I can’t wait to see this movie when it comes out on June 17th.
I am a sadist and I love to watch Kevin Hart get so hurt, so this film is perfect for me. Plus, when has The Rock ever done a bad movie when he wasn’t playing a Tooth Fairy? Put those two together and you have this summer’s hugest comedy! And I am not talking about DJ in his fat suit, that is just like the butter on top of movie popcorn.
When the Oscars were looking for a host, I kept saying they should get The Rock and Kevin Hart to do it because they are starring in the movie Central Intelligence together. Well they didn’t hear my request but MTV did. Today, the network that used to air music videos asked the two of them to host the MTV Movie Awards and they said yes. So on April 10th, we will get to see these two bring Bromance to TV and I can’t wait.
Funny how MTV is smarter than the Oscars when it comes to hosts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AUbvd2RqKU
Kevin Hart and Ice Cube were on Australia’s Today today to promote their movie Ride Along 2 and the comedian, who thinks like a man, wishes he didn’t ride along for that interview. That’s because they had a reptile expert on the show and she brought along some slimy friends for everyone to play with.
Hart might play a tough guy in the movies, but in real life he is anything but that. He stood as far away from the Blue Tongue Lizard and the Black Headed Python. Even though he was still several feet away from them, he was screaming like a little guy and looked like he went #1 and #2 in his pants.
I hope the American talk shows see this segment, so the next time they have him on the show they have some lizards and snakes on the show for him to play with. How much fun would that be for us?
Last week, Kevin Hart and Ice Cube joined Conan O’Brien as the late host taught one of his staff members how to drive. Tonight on his TBS show, he showed some outtakes from that lesson and Hart couldn’t keep his hand off the horn. He thinks if you beep a song that the person your honking at will fear you. No, we are thinking what an idiot you are and this is why there is a road rage!
Diana, don’t listen to these guys. If someone cuts you off, give him the pinky and not the middle finger. That is your way of telling him you know he has a small peepee! That is what I do.
Before Kevin Hart was in every Bromance movie, he told Howard Stern he worked as shoe salesman. So when the Shock Jock asked him if he ever picked up any women when he was putting shoes on their feet, he told him him yes. Then he demonstrated how he did it.
I am not sure if it would’ve worked on me. Now, if he massaged my feet before he slipped on the glass slipper, then maybe I would’ve jumped at the chance. Well as soon as I had both shoes on my feet and employee discount from him to get those sexy heels for 20% off.
