Katy Perry’s debut album was full of hits, her latest is full of misses. Here’s her latest miss, Swish Swish, with a music video that is more a foul than a slam dunk. I do not know what is worse, the song or the video because they are both hideous. Perry’s career might be a joke now, but the singer is no comedian. The California Gurl might think she is funny, but alas she is not. Therefore, we are left laughing at her and not with her.
Thankfully, we will only be talking about Swish Swish for a few more hours because once Taylor Swift’s new single comes out, we will all be going Katy Perry who? Which makes you wonder if Swift purposely released her new tune today to steal her enemy’s thunder?
Finally back to Swish Swish, how is that a star-studded video when we do not know who most of those stars are?
The Insider sat down with Mariah Carey and Debbie Matenopoulos had to know how she feels about American Idol coming back next year. The singer, who has openly admitted she hated being on the singing competition, gave it an unenthusiastic yeah.
Then when the host asked if she would return as a judge, Mimi told her, “I don’t think they would have me.” Then she added, “I would do it for, I don’t know, I was going to say a number but I won’t.” Well, they did give Katy Perry a reported $25 million to do the show, so imagine how much they would give Carey. Probably 0 because I think the hate is mutual.
Personally, I would rather see her on Idol over Perry, but that is me. Who would you rather see at the judges table?
Over the weekend, James Corden asked Katy Perry to rate three of her past lovers from best to worst and yesterday one of them responded to her claims.
The singer said that John Mayer was the best, then Orlando Bloom and finally Diplo came in last. Although she did say that all three of them were great lovers, but someone had to come in last. Well I guess Diplo didn’t like it because when he was told about it on Twitter, he responded by saying, “I don’t even remember having sex.” I guess she did not place in his memory of lovers. Then he followed up that Tweet with, “I won the bronze metal in sex Olympics .” At least he placed with her.
I do not know about you, but I cannot help but to picture what she is like in bed. I know how I do it, but how do you do it?
As we know Katy Perry is going to be a judge on ABC’s version of American Idol and it is rumored that she is getting $25 million for the gig. A number that reportedly isn’t sitting well with Ryan Seacrest. According to Page Six, he was only offered just over $10 million and he feels as the only original member of the singing competition left, he should make more than the newcomer.
While I get his point, I can see ABC thinking why should we pay him twice since they are already paying him for Live with Kelly and Ryan. Plus, Idol is costing ABC a lot of money and the chances of them making it back are going to be hard. At least according to CBS, who said it would take a 35 share to break even and that is why they turned it down.
Oh and Page Six also says that Perry isn’t making $25 million to do Idol. Which is a good thing because I don’t think she is worth that. Heck I don’t I even think she is worth a quarter, but that is me. I just don’t see people tuning in for her. Would you tune in for her or do you think they should have gone with someone else, anyone else?
Vanity Fair was inspired by Katy Perry’s single Bon Appétit and decided to have some fun with her. They decided to turn the musical artist into a real artist. They asked her to be a work of art as they put her in a table with just her head showing through. To make it more of a masterpiece, her head was served on a silver platter. Then they brought guests in to look at the still life that wasn’t so still and because of her new hair no one knew it was her. Which is why they were more scared when they found out it was her.
Actually most of them were unimpressed, which can you blame them? The only people who don’t know that people are over her are the ones who hired to be on American Idol. Me and ow!
