Kate Beckinsale’s cats decided that it is a nice day for a white wedding. Therefore, the proud furmom called her friend Jane Doe Latex to tell her the happy news. Her friend made Willow and Clive a gown and tux so that they could look their best for the big day! And they did.
Now, they are married until death they do part. Since, cats have 9 lives, I have a feeling they will be divorced before then. I wonder what latex attire they will wear for that day. Knowing what a tough feline Willow is, I am assuring that JDL will make her something for the dominatrix that she is.
Seriously, how marvelous are the bride and groom’s outfits? They are so purrfect that my pussy cat wants one!
Kate Beckinsale has a white Persian cat, who she says can be an “arse.” I, on the other hand, think that Willow is meow-velous.
For example, here is a video of the kitty singing Old MacDonald Had a Farm with her furless mom, and the pussy was pitch purrfect. She honestly is a-meow-zing.
The two of them need to take their act on the road because this is hiss-terical. My cat and I would pay to see them perform live! My girl is already a fan. That was until I tried to recreate the video with her. That is when she showed me what Old MacDonald really does on the farm to the animals.
James Corden and his staff from The Late Late Show took the lyrics from Bruno Mars’ song and created a Soap Opera scene with the singer’s words. Then they asked Kate Beckinsale and Milo Ventimiglia to star in it with the CBS late night host.
What we got is the best scene from a daytime drama in a long time. If only they did stuff like this on shows like The Bold and the Beautiful, more people would be watching. I miss when soaps were this good.
Ventimiglia missed his calling because he is natural for daytime TV. Don’t you agree?
Kate Beckinsale shared a bathroom selfie in a teddy and you have to wonder if she is really 45 years old? I guess if you are dating a cub who is 20 years your minor, it takes years off of your looks. At least it does with the actress who had a, “Brief stint as bathroom attendant during which I handed out small towels and very brief inspirational dancercise tutorials.”
Kate Beckinsale was rushed to hospital in extreme pain and turns out she had a ruptured an ovarian cyst. The doctors gave her morphine to deal with the agony and that only made her cry. Which gave us this sad photo.
Hopefully, she will be better soon. As someone who has fibroids, what is happening to her is my worst fear. They say it is one of the worst pains when one of those cysts ruptures. Therefore, I sympathize with her, but I do not feel her pain. I am sorry for anyone who does.
