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Taylor Swift wants to be Kanye West’s running mate in 2020? |
| September 4th, 2015 under Kanye West, Taylor Swift. [ Comments: 1 ]
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On Sunday night at the VMAs, Kanye West declared he will be running for President in 2020. Today, after receiving white roses in a box shape from him, Taylor Swift hinted she would like to be his running mate. The singer hastagged, “#KanTay2020” in her thank you Tweet to him.
So will he pick her to be his VP in 4 years? If he is smart he will, but since he’s Kanye he won’t. Chances are he’ll be the VP to his real candidate of choice Beyonce.
Now back to Taylor, I have some bad news for her. She will not be old enough to run with him in 2020. You have to be 35 to run for that office and she will only be 30 in 5 years. So the earliest she could be his Vice President will be 2028, do you think he can wait 13 years for her to be his #2? Will we even care about them in 13 years?
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What do you mean Kanye West dances to Justin Bieber? |
| September 2nd, 2015 under Justin Bieber, Kanye West. [ Comments: none ]
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So I did not watch the MTV VMAs because I am sick of looking at Miley Cyrus’ nearly naked body and I knew they were going to suck. Well, Justin Bieber shared the only thing that was worth watching from Sunday night’s Awards show on Instagram. While the Beebs was pouring out his heart on stage, Kanye West was getting down to What Do You Mean?. He was dancing like no one was watching, but the cameras caught him moving like Taylor Swift. Even she was like Kanye, I am going to stop you right there before you embarrass yourself. But it was too late and the 2020 Presidential candidate proved he can’t dance. Lucky for him, we’ve learned from several past Presidents, that is not a requirement.
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Kanye West even looks mean when he sleeps |
| August 10th, 2015 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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You know how most people look peaceful when they sleep? Well not Kanye West. He looks just as mean as when he is awake. Which I guess seem fitting.
Now, when it comes to his wife Kim Kardashian, she needs to stop sticking out her tongue in photos. She looks so stupid. Who told her it looks good? If she keeps doing it, then I will picture her putting it on a pole on an ice cold day.
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This almost makes me like Kanye West |
| June 22nd, 2015 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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Yesterday, was Father’s Day and Kim Kardashian shared a photo of her husband, Kanye West, reading to their daughter. That tender moment almost makes me think he isn’t all bad. Then, I just imagined that it was just photo-op for the holiday because that is just how the Kardashians work. Right?
Oh and Kim also confirmed that North West is going to have a baby brother by Christmas.
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Sacrilege! |
| June 15th, 2015 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Kim Kardashian shared some photos from her daughter’s Baptism in Israel.
The first thing I thought of when I saw the closer-up photo, is that it looks like one of tacky renditions of Mary you would find in a downtown flea market somewhere. You know the type of place that sells black velvet Last Supper paintings that light up. Have you seen those?
Then I looked at the photo with Kanye West in a white shirt and pants next to everyone and everything in color and it was like the perfect picture for his Yeezus complex. I wouldn’t be surprised if they hired a painter to paint these photos and hang them up over their fireplace.
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