Kaley Cuoco was nominated for Best Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy at the Golden Globes, but she didn’t win Schitt. Instead of having to stay for the rest of the show, and go to all the parties before being able to go home and cry. She was already home and got to drown her sorrows in pizza, mac & cheese, cake, and champagne in her Oscar de la Rente gown while sitting on the floor. Something her character in The Flight Attendant would so do. Well, almost, there would’ve been a lot more alcohol if she was really taking on Cassie Bowden’s persona.
It is a slow day, so here is Kaley Cuoco jumping rope. That is exciting as it gets today, so enjoy it.
Although, I have to admit, it almost motivates me to do it. However, my neighbor will be like are we having small quakes, so I won’t do it for her sake.
Kaley Cuoco is used to training her dogs. Now, that she is living with her husband, Karl Cook, the actress decided she needs to train him too.
Her first lesson is to teach him patience. How did he do, when she asked him not to drink a glass of bourbon while she was out of the room. As tempted as he was, he didn’t do. Therefore, he gets a treat. Yes, he does. Will it be doggie style or reverse cowgirl, since he is a professional horse rider. Giddy up!
Just in case you needed another reason to check out Kaley Cuoco’s new animated show on DC Universe November 29th, she gave us a f*cking great one on The Kelly Clarkson Show today.
Harley Quinn is not the type of cartoon you can watch with your kids. That is because she has the mouth of a sailor. Which Cuoco enjoys and finds it cathartic. While it works for her, it does not work for the network. The show once got notes that they need to cut down the amount of F-bombs in an episode.
Which makes you wonder how many f*cks make them suddenly give a f*ck? 10? 25? 50? 100? 1,000? I was once on a phone with someone in customer service and they drove me so crazy, I swear I hit the 1,000 mark of For UnCarnal Knowledge. Yes, it did make feel better, just like to does these two ladies!
It was a busy weekend for DC Universe and they gave us plenty to be excited about.
First off, the news that made me the happiest, Doom Patrol will be back for a second season next year. Not only will it stream on DC Universe, but you will also be able to watch it on their new service HBO Max with the Gossip Girl spinoff. When it comes to our favorite anti-heroes, how can you not love a superhero show that has sex, cursing and a mass orgasm? The only thing I don’t want back next season is the huge cockroach. If they do bring him back then they need to do me a positive and give us more Matt Bomer topless scenes! Did I mention that he and Brendan Fraser are in it? It truly is the perfect show.
That was the only big story to come out from them at San Diego Comic-Com. Titans, the show Doom Patrol spun off of, will debut new episodes starting on September 26th. Young Justice: Outsiders will be back for a fourth season.
Finally, Harley Quinn gets animated and the cartoon, that stars Kaley Cuoco in the title character, is not for kids. A cartoon just for us also debuts this fall!
