Larry David was on the Today show today, and he did something that stunned many—and left others envious.
What did he do? He beat up Elmo. That’s right. He smothered and punched the beloved Sesame Street resident live on the air.
Poor Elmo was on the morning news program to ask people how they feel. And, like the responses to his tweet this week, he is not doing well.
Hopefully, Elmo is doing better now because the Curb Your Enthusiasm star apologized to the muppet, who likes to be tickled as compared to punched.
And David is a bigger man than Justin Timberlake. The Dick without a Box introduced his song Cry Me a River yesterday by saying, “I’d like to take this opportunity…to apologize…to absolutely fucking nobody.”
Oh, he will be apologizing to fucking everybody because his record and concert sales are going to tank. And even another shitty *NSYNC song is not going to save his sorry fucking ass without him learning to say I am sorry.
Britney Spears is more of a man than Justin Timberlake ever will be. That is because she is willing to apologize, unlike her ex-boyfriend, who she wrote in her book convinced her to get an abortion when she was 19.
Because of the backlash that came from that confession, her fans turned on the selfish singer. So when he released a song called Selfish last week, her pack went rabid and made her 2011 single of the same name climb the charts faster than his.
Well, I guess she did not approve because she released a statement on social media.
“I wanna apologize for some of the things I wrote about in my book. If I offended any of the people I genuinely care about I am deeply sorry… I also wanted to say I am in love with Justin Timberlake’s new song ‘Selfish’ It is soo good and how come every time I see Justin and Jimmy together I laugh so hard ???,” she wrote. “Ps ‘Sanctified’ is wow too”
Amazingly, she could apologize to him in a few days, while he has yet to publicly apologize to her. And it took him 17 years to apologize to Janet Jackson for what happened at the Super Bowl.
Can someone tell me why you like him? I never understood his appeal. He comes off as a dick to me, and not the type he has in a box.
Justin Timberlake released his first single since 2018, and he should’ve waited a little longer.
It is not me being Selfish. That title belongs to him and the tune.
Especially since this is the first single he has released since Britney Spears claimed that he convinced her to have an abortion, and that could be considered a selfish act. So, he should have picked a different song because this doesn’t help him.
When it comes to lyrics, I don’t know what he said because his voice was so high. How high? My cat ran out of the room because it was hurting her ears. And she is not alone.
After Britney Spears released her autobiography, where she claimed that Justin Timberlake convinced her to abort their baby, he has been persona non grata by her friends.
Because of that, we haven’t heard much from him since then. And now it looks like he is coming out of hiding.
Today, Saturday Night Live announced that he will be the musical guest on January 27th.
Are we ready to forgive him like most did after the Janet Jackson fiasco? We shall see.
