Justin Theroux was seen longingly hugging someone that isn’t Jennifer Aniston, so has he replaced his wife? In some ways yes and it’s all Jimmy Kimmel and Todd James’ fault because they gave him a puppet from Crank Yankers. Thus turning his Mrs into leftovers for the time being. Once he gets bored with his new toy, he will go back to his other one that is just as cuddly.
After being engaged for what seems like forever, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux finally got married in their Bel-Air home yesterday according to People. The two said I do in front of 70 friends, Friends and family.
No word if she is pregnant or when they are getting divorced, but I am sure that will be on the tabloid covers by the end of the month. Personally, I think they will be divorced before there is a baby.
Before Justin Theroux was lighting Jennifer Aniston’s fire, he was lighting Janeane Garofalo’s cigarette in Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion. How cute was the 25 year old in that 1997 movie?
via Conan O’Brien
Before Justin Theroux was a Sheriff on The Leftovers, he was a DJ in Zoolander. What can you say about the 29 year old in that 2001 movie?
BTW I know that it is German, but since he doesn’t say anything I figured it was OK. Ja?
