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Krispy Kreme found a way to sweeten the cost of gas
April 13th, 2022 under Junk Food, Krispy Kreme. [ Comments: none ]

Gas prices are making us sad. But what makes us happy? A dozen glazed donuts from Krispy Kreme. So the donut shop came up with a way to make us happy.

Every Wednesday from today until May 4th, we can get a box for the price of the national average of a gallon of gas.

So, today you can get 12 glazed donuts for $4.11. Suddenly, paying $6.50 for a gallon of gas doesn’t feel as bad as long as I don’t remember that it costs me a gallon to get to the nearest Krispy Kreme.

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Would you bathe in Pringles?
April 1st, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

In the olden days, it used to be that Calgon would take us away via bath. Now, Pringles wants to do that with a Sour Cream & Onion Body Wash.

While some body washes promise to leave us smelling good all day, Pringles will leave us tasting that way. Yum! I can’t wait to try it on my lover because he needs to taste better!

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Would you eat mayo on top of a Butterfinger?
April 1st, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Butterfingers are delicious as they are. However, there is always room for improvement.

Therefore, there is a new viral trend where people are putting Hellmann’s mayonnaise on the candy bar. Sounds disgusting, right? But they are giving it a 10/10. So, I tried it, and I give it an 11 out of 10. That is why they always say, “Don’t knock it until you try it!”

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Would you buy Fruity Pebbles flavored Mrs. Butterworth?
March 10th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: 1 ]

Modern technology is a beautiful thing. Someone came up with the idea to make https://www.postpebblescereal.com/products/mrs-butterworths-fruity-pebbles-syrup/syrup taste like Fruity Pebbles, and they turned it into a reality.

Now, I am in love. I want to buy every bottle in the store and just pour the sweet liquid into my mouth. I would suck on it all day and all night. I love Fruity Pebbles, and I am sure I would love this.

I need this. I crave this. I want this. Am I the one who feels this way?

Oh, and did I mention that Duncan Hines came up with Fruity Pebbles’ frosting? I am orgasming!

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Lucky Charms will turn your milk green
February 26th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

St. Patrick’s Day is coming up, and Lucky Charms found a way to celebrate it. They released a special edition of their cereal that is not only magically delicious but it will also magically turn your milk green.

I don’t care how old you are, but that sounds really cool. You are never too old to eat a kids’ cereal, especially one that tastes that good.

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