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Oreo gets dirty
February 27th, 2024 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Oreo has a new flavor coming on March 4th, and it is going to get you dirty. That is because it is Dirt Cake.

“Let the nostalgia commence! Introducing OREO Dirt Cake chocolate sandwich cookies, the Oreo brand’s take on the classic mud-pie dessert that everyone loved growing up. This indulgent cookie features the signature chocolate base cake that fans know and love, with a layer of rich brownie flavor creme on top of a layer of chocolate creme with Oreo wafer crumb and gummy worm-inspired sprinkles on top.”

The cake-inspired cookie will be available while supplies last.

And did I mention that Tiramisu THINS will become a permanent Oreo on the 4th?

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RIP Fruit Stripe Gum
January 10th, 2024 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Back when I was a kid, I remember chewing Fruit Strip Gum. I don’t remember what it tasted like. And that could be because the flavor went away after just a few bites.

And now that mysterious flavor that has been around since 1969 will be lost in time forever. That is because Ferrara Candy has discontinued the bubblegum. “We have made the difficult decision to sunset Fruit Stripe Gum, but consumers may still be able to find the product at select retailers nationwide,” a representative for the company wrote in a statement to Food & Wine.

Are you going to miss the chewing gum? Tell me in the comments.

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Oreo is making Black and White cookies!
January 4th, 2024 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

My mom’s favorite cookies were the Black and White ones. And I wish she was still alive because I would love to share the new Oreo flavored cookie with her. That is because it is a Black and White cookie.

Enjoy two delicious cookies in one with OREO Black and White Cookie Creme Sandwich Cookies. These limited edition OREO cookies feature two Golden OREO vanilla wafers filled with side-by-side dark chocolate cake flavored creme and white cake flavored creme. They’re an OREO twist on traditional Black and White Cookies which are mini cakes and have two kinds of frosting. Twist ‘em, dunk ‘em, share ‘em, or enjoy them all on your own – they’re the perfect anytime snack cookies and a crowd-pleasing addition to any party or gathering.

Are you going to try the limited edition Oreos?

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Sweethearts has candies for those of us who are in a situationship
January 4th, 2024 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Not everyone is in a relationship, nor are they single this Valentine’s Day. We are in a situationship, which means we are in an undefined sexual relationship.

So what are we going to do this February 14th? We are going get ourselves Sweethearts hearts that are customized for the underfinables because our lovers are too cheap to spend any money on us.

What makes this box different than their usual boxes? They are full of blurry, misprinted candies. And that is pretty much where our situation is at.

“Singles are taking ‘situationships’ to the next level this year, and Sweethearts is here for them,” said Evan Brock, vice president of marketing for Spangler. “The printing on Sweethearts isn’t always perfect. This is our way of embracing those imperfections in a way that taps into pop culture.”

If you need this limited edition box, then you can order them starting on January 8th.

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Would you drink alcohol that tastes like Doritos?
December 13th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever said to yourself, I wish someone would come up with an alcohol that tastes just like Doritos? Well, Empirical heard your thoughts and crested your dream drink.

Empirical says the liquor tastes like “The real thing! Experience the indulgent flavors of your favorite snack in a liquid form. The spirit opens with umami and tangy aromas of nacho cheese, moving to the deeper, corn-forward flavors of the chip to finish on a soft salty note.”

They say the drink came about when a team member returned from lunch with a bag of Doritos and threw it in the still. They decided to try it and were shocked that it tasted like the nacho chips.

If you want to try it, you can preorder it now. Each bottle sells for $65.

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