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Joe Jonas attended a premiere in that GA suit. If he had put on a bow tie and brought a vacuum cleaner with him, I would think instead of walking the red carpet he was there to sell vacuum cleaners to all the people who attended. Seriously when did he ever think that a grey and blue plaid suit was a good idea. And don’t get me started on the shoes that look like they have seen a lot of doors on his sales route.
People Magazine posted the first photo of the eldest Jonas Brother’s wedding and we know why Kevin Jonas is smiling. He is grinning from ear to ear not because he just got married, but because he is minutes away from finally losing his virginity. And we know why Danielle Deleasa is so happy because just like her husband she just came…came into a lot of money that is!
Joking those two are beaming because they had a beautiful wedding that even a snow storm couldn’t stop! And in about 9 months they will be probably be sharing a little bundle of joy on People Magazine’s cover just like their wedding photo!
So shortly after Paula Abdul Tweeted that she was not returning to American Idol, two Fox executives (Peter Rice and Kevin Reilly) said they were going to replace her with a female pop star. Then today the LA times reported that Kelly Clarkson and Joe Jonas are joining Posh Spice, Mary J Blige, Katy Perry and Shania Twain as a few of the people who will be sitting in her chair for at least one audition date for American Idol 9. Which makes me wonder when did Joe Jonas become a female pop star because I always thought he was a guy? I can just imagine all the girls under 19 screeching when they come in the room and see him there and their auditions going to crap because of it. It is almost cruel for them to make him a judge for them and us. And yes the Jonas Brothers have sold a bunch of CDs, but does that make him qualified to judge to potential singers when he is only 20? Is his ear that in tune and does he have enough music knowledge to judge them, and the same goes for Katy Perry who so far is a one album wonder?
BTW I wonder how Nick and Kevin feel about it. I mean why Joe and not them? Wouldn’t it be hot if it caused a riff in their band because he got to do the show and they didn’t and they replace him with Bonus Jonas. Wait did I just give that that much thought?
Back to Kelly Clarkson, she is the best name I have seen so far to sit in the chair. What do you think of the people they have confirmed thus far?
So a few weeks ago it was announced that the Jonas Brothers were going to take dares from their fans at Teen Choice and one of them dared Joe to have all his hair cut off on stage. For some reason Mike Tyson was given the honor of giving him the new do. Probably because he is the only guy all the screaming teen girls would be too afraid to stop him from doing his job.
The reason why there are three videos posted of the same thing is because one is the full dare while the other two are teeny boppers crying out as his long locks go bye-bye. BTW don’t you think that was wig because I can’t find any pictures of him with a new look and no way he would do that. What is he besides his hair? Eyebrows.
xoxo to the girl who made that dare!!!
