Seriously? OMG! WTF?

The Jonas Brothers are in Toronto filming their Christmas movie for Disney+. At the end of the workday, they checked online to see if there was anything going on around them.

They were surprised to find out there was a Camp Rock 1 and 2 Trivia Night going on five minutes from their hotel. So what did they do? They decided to stop by and say hi to the Jonatics.

How did their fans at the packed house react? Just as they would’ve when the Camp Rock movies came out in 2008 and 2010. Because I am sure all of those women felt like teenage girls all over again. On that note, where are the men? Did you see any men besides Kevin, Joe, Nick Jonas, and the workers? All I saw was a sea of estrogen.

Back to the JoBros, I love that they do this for their fans.

Am I the only one who had no idea that the Camp Rock films are stll so popular 15 years later? I mean, can you believe there was a Trivia Night dedicated to them in 2025, and there were so many people to play the game?

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Remember that scene in Better Off Dead when Curtis Armstrong accidentally pushed John Cusack into a garbage truck? Well, it looks like someone did the same thing to Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas.

The three brothers were seen in the back of a truck that was carrying discarded trees.

Imagine driving on the highway and seeing them in the back of the logging truck? It would remind you of that scene from Final Destination 2, which has terrified people from driving behind open trucks with logs strapped down in them since 2003.

I would honestly be contemplating if I would want the truck to slam on its breaks so I could have a Jonas Brother in my car. However, there are two problems with that. One, they would probably die from the impact and get blood all over me and my car. Two, with my luck, I would get a tree to the head like the state trooper.

Since this took place in Toronto this weekend, I wonder if they are holding the Jonas Brothers hostage until the dumb-ass removes the unfair tariffs on our peaceful neighbors? Or will Justin Trudeau charge us a 25% tariff to export the band back into the States?

Maybe we can make a trade? We will send Canada Ryan Reynolds, Justin Bieber, and Ted Cruz to get them back. But that is not a fair trade because the Canucks got the short end of the stick. So we can allow them to throw in Nickleback if they want.

What do you think?

It has been 35 days since December 25th, so you would think we would have waited a little longer to talk about this year’s Christmas. However, that is not the case.

Today, the Jonas Brothers and Disney+ announced that they are doing a movie for the holiday.

In the movie, Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Nick Jonas face a series of escalating obstacles as they struggle to make it from London to New York in time to spend Christmas with their families.

Why do I have a feeling that we are going to start talking about the holiday season starting around Memorial Day? I miss the old days when we waited until after Thanksgiving.

Joe Jonas’ new look takes the cake by the ocean. That is because he learned what a man gotta do to get some attention. What is it? He dressed like a woman with a dark blonde bob wig. Do you know what? It works on him.

Too bad his parents only made sons because they make pretty girls. And that is probably why their four sons gave them five granddaughters and no grandsons.

Joe Jonas was filmed dancing by himself at a park, and no one seemed to care who he was.

He must be in the one place in the World where no one has heard of the Jonas Brothers. Who knew that place existed? Where is Dora the Explorer to tell us where he is?

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