Jon Hamm has a wax figure at Madame Tussauds in New York, but I do not think it is accurate. There is one thing missing from the lifesize candle and it is pretty obvious what it is. The mad man between his legs. Without it, I just don’t recognize him. Do you?
When we think of Jon Hamm, we think of him as the clean cut Don Draper. Well that and something else. Anyways before he was the most famous of the Mad Men, he was a struggling actor who needed other means of making money to survive. Yesterday, he told Willie Geist on Sunday Today, one of the exciting ways he earned a living for a short while. Like most young actors, he was working as a bartender when his friend told about a job he had just had to quit at the time. The guy told Hamm he was working as a “set dresser on like cheesy like Skinemax movies” and he could not do it anymore. Hamm being the man that he is, was like “I’ll do it.” He was like if it pays anything he will do it. Even though he did not anything about being a set dresser, he was willing to do it for a $100 a day. How long did stay doing? A total of three weeks. Why? He said, “It was bad…and depressing.”
I guess be careful what you want because you might just get it. Although, I wish they would have known then, what we know now because then he would have been a much different type of actor. One that would make me want to see all of his movies until the DVD was worn out. If you know what I mean. Granted, David Duchovny came out of that genre OK, Hamm could have done the same.
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) May 9, 2017
via Daily Mail
It has been a while since we have seen Jon Hamm and I am not talking about him as a person. I know he doesn’t like to be objectified, but it is so hard not to. Plus, I am equal opportunity objectifier. I talk about both men and women’s bodies equally. Although, most men are not equal to him.
Billy Eichner took his Billy on the Street to see if strangers would take part in a three way with Jon Hamm and him for $1. Believe it or not some women were hesitant, the men were not and one refused until she realized that the mad man was involved. Then she was all in.
Heck if they would’ve asked me, I would’ve given them a dollar. It is Jon Hamm and we have all seen what he is hiding in his pants!
To see what other questions Eichner has for people on the street, check out his show on TruTV tonight at 10:30p.
The first look at Keeping Up with The Joneses is out and it looks painfully bad. Call me a mad woman because that is how I felt after watching trailer for the film starring Jon Hamm.
And hasn’t this plot been done before and each time they do it, it gets worse and worse. So come up with a new idea because this one isn’t working.
Sorry for referring to Jon Hamm’s male anatomy in the headline, I was trying to prove a point.
