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More like The Lion needs to be put to Sleep Tonight
July 12th, 2019 under Billy Eichner, Seth Rogen. [ Comments: none ]


I will openly admit, I am not a fan of Disney’s live-action remakes. I also did not care for The Lion King that much when it was an animated movie. Therefore, I have no intention to see the live-action film that is out now. Especially, after they cast Billy Eichner to play Timon and Seth Rogen as Pumbaa. Why did they think that was a good idea?

Then today my friend, Michael, sent me the audio of them singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight. How bad is it? Where is a Trump kid or that dentist when you need one? I normally am against trophy hunting, but in this case, it is OK to kill meerkat and warthog like they murdered the classic tune.

Since it is one of my all-time favorite tunes, I will listen to my favorite version of it from The Tracey Ullman Show. I think you should do the same. This way it will numb some of the pain caused by that movie version that sounds more like a hyena being eaten by a boa constrictor. Damn you, Jon Favreau, for doing this to us.

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Billy Eichner found the only people who do not watch This Is Us with the cast
June 6th, 2017 under Billy Eichner, This Is Us. [ Comments: none ]


Billy Eichner took the cast of This Is Us to meet their fans on the streets of New York, and he had a hard time actually finding fans of Mandy Moore, Milo Ventimiglia, Justin Hartley and Chrissy Metz. I know it is Manhattan and NYers aren’t as star struck, but still I would think it is cool to see the four of them together like that. Guess not for all those people who encountered Billy on the Street with the cast of this season’s hottest new show. What is up with that?

On a positive note, at least Moore got asked out by a stranger who never saw the show.

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On a positive note, at least Seth Rogen and Billy Eichner look the part
April 26th, 2017 under Billy Eichner, Seth Rogen. [ Comments: none ]


I am sure you heard they are making a live action version of The Lion King and it sounds like they have their Timon and Pumbaa. The Wrap is reporting that Jon Favreau will direct Seth Rogen and Billy Eichner in the roles. Rogen will play the warthog while Eichner is the meerkat. Like I said they look the parts.

Danny Glover has already been cast as Simba and James Earl Jones will play his dad. Who at Disney casts these movies because the casting for the live versions are always wrong.

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Billy Eichner takes his screaming to Sesame Street!
March 29th, 2017 under Billy Eichner, Sesame Street/Muppets. [ Comments: none ]


We have seen Billy Eichner bring his shtick to the streets of Manhattan, but the one street I never that I would see him walk was Sesame Street. That all changed because he got to travel where the air is sweet and hand out cookies to the Muppets on Sesame Street with Cookie Monster. He asked them things like “Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?” He also asked The Count what is his favorite number is. While that one did not go over that well, it went much better than when he tried to ask Oscar the Grouch a question.

You know who is not grouch? Anyone who watches this video because it is pure joy! That is why it is always a sunny day there, sweepin’ the clouds away!

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Lupita Nyong’o thinks #2 is a #1
November 29th, 2016 under Billy Eichner. [ Comments: none ]


Lupita Nyong’o went for a walk in NYC with Billy Eichner and you know where this story goes. The Oscar winner tested out her Comedy skills by reading bits from some of the raunchiest comics out there like Louis CK, Bob Saget and Daniel Tosh. But she didn’t just read it to Billy on the Street, he stopped people on the street to get their opinions. I might not have been one of the NYers he stopped, but I will still give my thoughts. Good thing she already has the golden statuette because she would never win one after that. That was atrocious. Like beyond bad.

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