The first trailer is out for Lone Ranger and it looks so awful I refuse to tell my dad, who is a huge fan of the masked hero, about it. Fans of the series will be devastated by how bad Tonto looks in it, but people who are not familiar with the Lone Ranger will enjoy seeing a modernized Western. Personally I think Westerns need to remain in the past and not be all turned into the Matrix style with a lot of CGI fighting going on. But that is me and not the teenage boy who will run out to see this. I don’t think teenage girls will be running to theaters to see Johnny Depp looking like that when the flick comes out on July 3rd. But I could be wrong.
BTW can Hollywood make a law that Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are not allowed to do movies together any more. I mean it is seriously enough already.
The news that women around the world have been waiting 14 years to hear, is finally being heard. According to People, “Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.” As happy as I am to hear that he is a free man, I am saddened that his relationship didn’t work out because he seemed so in love with her. I remember in an interview he said he knew she was the one as soon as he saw her and he only saw her from behind at first. I always that was so romantic.
The former couple who never married have two kids together, Lily-Rose, 13, and Jack, 9.
The ever-so-sexy Johnny Depp was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the ABC late night host said to Jack Sparrow that several of the women in the audience think that he will make love to them. Barnabas Collins then said to him, “Well I was hoping you and I could talk.” Flattered, as anyone would be, Kimmel responded with, “I’m game for anything.” Without hesitation Edward Scissorhands stood up and said, “Let’s go.” Sadly he sat right back down and continued the interview and we learned so much about one of the most desirable men in the world. He was just so cool and laid back as he talked about hanging out with people that we can only dream of spending time with, like it was nothing. And I think the fact that he is so private is why he can jam with Paul McCartney, ambush Don Johnson with Hunter Thompson and say Marlon Brando was one of his favorite people to hang out with. Seriously he just seems like someone you want to spend the night with and pick his brain because he is just so interesting. Then once you got everything out of him, there is something else you want to do with another part of his body. At least I know that is what I want to do over and over and over again.
Seriously after watching that interview, I am kicking myself in the a$$ for not going to watch that show tape.
Johnny Depp is a guest on Ellen today and he shared with us whom he based his character Willy Wonka on in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He told Ellen DeGeneres, “I imagined what George Bush would be like incredibly stoned. And, thus was born my version of Willy Wonka.” Now when you go and watch the movie again, because you know you are going to, see if you can an extremely high former President in Depp’s Willy.
BTW I haven’t been this destroyed about finding out who an actor based their character on since Christian Bale admitted that American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman was based on Tom Cruise.
The first image is out for the new version of The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer, and all I have to say after seeing it is I won’t be seeing the film when it comes out next May. Why does Depp always have the worst makeup done to him in almost every film he does. And this one has nothing to do with Tim Burton.
