Ever since Johnny Depp was on 21 Jump Street, every girl in high school has wanted to make out with him. But when Johnny Depp was in high school, he could barely get any girl to kiss him.
Yesterday the man who never ages was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and Depp kissed him on the cheek and then twice on the lips (he also kissed him again on the lips at the end of the interview, but that is not pertinent to the story). After their liplocks the ABC host declared, “That’s more kissing than I did in all of high school.” To which Depp replied, “Me too.” Wait, what? Were those girls idiots? I am sure now they feel that way because they could’ve been telling their grandkids that their first kiss was with Jack Sparrow, but no, they missed their chance. Dumb b!tches. If I went to high school with him, I would’ve done more than just kissed him. I mean look at him.
But now back to him, what does he attribute as the reason why those girls missed out on all that is him. He said back then, “In high school, I was kind of the long haired.” I don’t know what was wrong with them, I would’ve thought that is something to grab hold of and run my fingers through. Oh well, their loss or should we say keep?
After those kisses they went on to talk about more stuff, but to me is was all wah wah wah because all I could think of was what were those girls thinking?
Now when it comes to Kimmel, he had a really good night. Not only did he get 4 kisses from Johnny Depp, he also got kissed on the lips by Rebecca Romijn. No word if after that lip exchange, if Jerry O’Connell gave him a matching black eye for kissing his wife even though she kissed him.
The final trailer is out for The Lone Ranger and this time the title character is featured more than his sidekick Tonto. While it makes the film that comes out on July 3rd seem a lot more watchable, it still doesn’t make me want to go see. If I want to see a modern day action flick set in the past, then I will re-watch Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter instead. At least that movie was in on the joke.
Johnny Depp was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and he told David Letterman how he almost met his maker on horse while filming The Lone Ranger.
They were filming a scene where he was riding a horse after a long day of riding the horse decided to do some of the obstacles that were in his path. When he jumped over one of them, Depp fell sideways because the saddle he was using was made so he would look like he was riding bareback. Depp knew he had to make a decision, either fall off of the horse or stay on until someone could stop it. He opted for falling and luckily the horse jumped over him and he only suffered minor injuries.
Thankfully all is OK because the world is not ready to lose that pretty face. At least I know I am not.
The website for the new The Lone Ranger movie is PutOnTheMask.com and I think you should put on a blindfold instead if you are planning on going to see that movie when it comes out on July 24th. Seriously how awful does that movie look? It’s like they spit on the legacy of The Lone Ranger and Tonto to make that piece of sh!t.
Plus who is going to want to see Johnny Depp looking like crap? We only go to see his movies to look at his beautiful face not see it covered up with ugly face paint.
The first trailer is out for Lone Ranger and it looks so awful I refuse to tell my dad, who is a huge fan of the masked hero, about it. Fans of the series will be devastated by how bad Tonto looks in it, but people who are not familiar with the Lone Ranger will enjoy seeing a modernized Western. Personally I think Westerns need to remain in the past and not be all turned into the Matrix style with a lot of CGI fighting going on. But that is me and not the teenage boy who will run out to see this. I don’t think teenage girls will be running to theaters to see Johnny Depp looking like that when the flick comes out on July 3rd. But I could be wrong.
BTW can Hollywood make a law that Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are not allowed to do movies together any more. I mean it is seriously enough already.
