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Johnny Depp can’t wait to get out of Donald Trump
February 19th, 2016 under Donald Trump, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Last week, Funny or Die released the ’80s movie of the week Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal starring Johnny Depp and many wondered if Captain Sparrow was really under all of that makeup.
Today, FOD released a behind the scenes video from the shoot and you can see the actor take off the layers of prosthetics to reveal his true face. As he pulled the foam from his skin, you can see the anger he had playing the Presidential candidate and couldn’t wait to get out of that costume. Can you blame him? I wouldn’t want Donald Trump on me either. Even with all of his money.
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Johnny Depp is Hollywood’s most over paid actor!
December 23rd, 2015 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


There was time when Johnny Depp was box office gold and those days are over. That is because Forbes declared him Hollywood’s Most Overpaid actor. This year, he returned just $1.20 for every $1 he earned. How awful is that? The next person on the list is Denzel Washington who returned $6.50 for every dollar earned.
Also on the list is Will Ferrell, Liam Neeson, Will Smith, Christian Bale, Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise. Missing from the list is last year’s loser, Adam Sandler.
I think we can agree all of those men are not worth what they used to be worth. Out of all of the people on the list, I was most excited to see Will Smith on it. I remember the good old days movie, when he did films we enjoyed. Ever since Pursuit of Happyness, all of his movies have sucked.

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Johnny Depp, Steven Tyler, Jim Carrey and who invited Adrien Brody?
July 30th, 2014 under Aerosmith, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: 1 ]


Steven Tyler Instagrammed this photo of himself with Johnny Depp, Jim Carrey and, I assume, a very stoned Adrien Brody. I get why the Aerosmith singer, Jack Sparrow and Ace Ventura are all hanging out like bros; but why is the guy from The Piano with them. Yes, he’s an Oscar winner, but he is no icon like the other three. I mean, I guess I can photoshop him out the photo to make it the most awesome picture since Liza Minnelli’s wedding one with Dame Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson. But he’s there so I’ll leave him.
Now forgetting about him, how bitching is it to see Depp, Carrey and Tyler hanging out together? Way like cool! Seriously, how is that fire alarm not going off? Because those three are too hot to handle! They are a total three-alarm fire.

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Johnny Depp can’t stop kissing Jimmy Kimmel!
April 8th, 2014 under Jimmy Kimmel, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: 1 ]


Johnny Depp made his second appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and once again it was something to kiss and tell about. The hunky actor kissed the ABC late night host the first time he was on the show and he came prepared last night to do it again. The Cry Baby brought along some Chapstick, put it on his lips and Kimmel did the same and placed it some other parts of his face too. Then after a brief confirmation that it was going to happen, Jimmy leaned in for the kiss and Depp happily obliged.
If someone doesn’t get these two a room soon, I don’t know what could happen. Since I don’t know what could happen, I will just use my imagination to picture what might happen. Let’s just say, I don’t think the MPAA would give it anything less than an NC-17.

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Johnny Depp explains why he’s wearing a woman’s engagement ring!
April 4th, 2014 under David Letterman, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Earlier in the week, Johnny Depp confirmed his engagement by showing off the diamond ring he is wearing on that finger. People wanted to know why one of Hollywood’s most wanted actors would being doing that. So yesterday when he was on The Late Show, David Letterman asked him about it. Captain Jack Sparrow explained that the ring he bought for Amber Heard was too big for her but the perfect size for him. So he kept the original one, wears it on his hand and bought her a new one to wear on her’s.
Whatever the reason, I think more men should proudly wear diamond engagement rings like him. What do you think?

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