It has been a while since Jimmy Kimmel Live has done Celebrity Mean Tweets, and good things come to those who wait! Today the ABC late night show released a new version of the popular segment and it might be the best one yet.
The latest edition includes Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley, Michael Chiklis, Ted Danson, John Stamos, Lisa Kudrow and Adam Sandler. The only mean thing I can say about it, is that the Tweet about Gwyneth wasn’t mean enough!
John Stamos is playing a Knight on ABC’s musical fairytale, Galavant, and EP Dan Fogelman shared a picture of him on the set in his costume. On the other hand, should I say in the process of being dressed in his costume because it looks like he needed a lot of help with the pants. The Knight in Shining Armour was a damsel in distress, as he needed not one, not two, not three, but four people to help with the bottom part of his suit.
What is my takeaway from this photo? How do I get a job like this because I have always wanted to get into his pants? I mean it is a tough job, but at least four people had to do it. So why not me???
Seriously, these photos from the set of Galavant are making even more excited for my favorite new show of the season. Aren’t they get you in the mood?
John Stamos is going to guest star on the best new show of the year, and today Dan Fogelman, the Executive Producer of the ABC musical fairytale, released a photo of the Greek Gd in his Galavant attire. We all knew Uncle Jesse was our Knight in Shining Armor and now we know how he looks as one. It is better than we imagined.
And his co-star, Joshua Sasse, who plays the lead role, looks just as good as a dashing Knight. It is hard for this lady to pick who she wants to Galavant, I mean gallivant, off into the sunset with.
Seriously, I can’t praise Galavant enough. Therefore, I really hope you make room for it whenever ABC decides to air this little gem.
When we think of John Stamos, we think that the Greek Gd is getting all the sex he desires and so much more whenever he wants. Well, according to what he told Closer that is not the case. Uncle Jesse told them, “I think there’s an illusion about me. I’m flattered by people thinking, ‘Oh, he’s this playboy. He’s got a lot of girls and stuff.’” Then he added, “But I promise, I’ve had sex less than most people in this room in the last year or two!â€
So what would we he do if he got a woman back to his house for a date. He told the magazine that he likes to cook and play music for her. So ladies, if that’s what you want. He is available.
I am sure there are many woman who are willing to help the SWM have more sex than all those people in that room were having combined.
For some reason John Stamos is starring in a movie called, My Man is a Loser, which is something he is totally not. Anyways, when he saw a poster for it, he couldn’t help but touch his winner. Something many people dream of doing to the real thing. I guess he feels the same way. At least that’s why I am assuming he made like a Divinyls song!
