Before women would let John Stamos touch their legs for free, Neet had to pay women to allow him to do it. He is just as sexy now as he was when he was 19 in that 1983 commercial.
After you have gotten over that undescribable feeling from watching that ad, watch Stamos’ reaction to watching it again for the first time in like 3 decades on The Late Late Show with James Corden yesterday.
Don’t know what to give the woman who gave you life on Mother’s Day this Sunday. Wonder no more. Yesterday, on The Late Late Show with James Corden, they aired a commercial for the must give gift to wrap up for our loving mothers. That present is oh, oh, oh, oh so satisfying and she will be thanking Gd and you for years to cum, I mean come. It is John Stamos and how can you not buy her him. Heck, I am going to steal one of my friends’ kids, so that I can say I am mother because I need one.
The only person who won’t like her shiny new toy is your dad. But who care because Uncle Jesse will be your new dad. He’s so much cooler anyways.
Although you will have to figure a way to get him someone special for Father’s Day next month.
We know who John Stamos is, but do we really? Netflix went behind the scenes of his life and we are finally going to learn who the man is. He is more than Uncle Jesse. More than a Beach Boy. More than Grandfathered. More than a eternal bachelor. He is John Stamos, Uncle Jesse, a Beach Boy, Grandfathered, eternal bachelor and a prankster on April Fool’s Day.
John Stamos shared a scruffy Selfie from his bed in a button down shirt and all I could notice is the Granfathered star suffered a nip slip. By the looks of his face he doesn’t care that he Freed the Nip on Instagram. I guess after exposing his buttocks for a magazine spread, what’s a little nipple. Especially one as nice as his.
Howard Stern and John Stamos were photographed in a hug with Uncle Jesse’s tongue out, so you have to wonder if they have something to tell us. I mean since, the Grandfathered star claims he hasn’t been with that many women recently, so does he take what he can get when he get it? Yes, as in an interview slot of Stern’s radio show this morning.
BTW what is up with Stamos’ tongue?
