Did you know that Katy Perry and John Mayer have a Christmas special that aired in the ’70s? Well no one did until Ellen DeGeneres unearthed the lost video and played it on her show today. So watch as she does her best Marie Osmond and he does his best Sonny Bono as they sing Winter Wonderland together. It is cheesier than that cheese log your Aunt from Wisconsin sent you for the holiday, so you know that is pretty cheesy!
Conan O’Brien has a segment called “If They Melded” where he merges two celebrities faces as one. In this version, he melded John Mayer and Katy Perry’s faces together and it is good thing they are not breeding because they would so not make a good looking kid.
Also in last night’s segment we got to see how much Miley Cyrus looks like her dad Billy Ray Cyrus when the two of them are melded together. She is so his mini-me.
John Mayer is on Ellen tomorrow and the singer is not the same man he used to be. Before he lost his temporarily lost voice he would openly, too openly, talk about his ex-girlfriends, but that is no longer the case. He told Ellen that his relationship with Katy Perry was a private one from the beginning until now that is over.
But it doesn’t stop there, he also stopped drinking Scotch which I am sure is what assisted in his outrageous comments. So he won’t be giving those talk worthy interviews anymore.
Not only did he give that up, he is also living a serene lifestyle in Montana and washing his own dishes.
What happened to the man we used to know? As long as his music is as good as it was then, he can say what he wants to say the way he wants to say it.
John Mayer is going to be a guest CBS Sunday Morning and he claims he is a changed man. When Anthony Mason was interviewing him about the way the singer used to describe his ex-lovers, he said “I was just a jerk.†I think we can all concur with that sentiment, although I am not sure we will all agree that he should be using the past tense in that sentence.
So what made him change? Here’s his epiphany, “It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you.†Then he added, “I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.†Funny I remember more people hating him than liking him, but then again I don’t remember what he was like before he became the biggest douche in interviews.
Sounds like he won’t be in this interview that airs on CBS this Sunday at 9a where he will talk about his current lover Katy Perry. While he will be nice nice now about his gurlfriend, let’s see how he talks about her when they break up! I think our jerk will be back, don’t you agree.
Katy Perry Tweeted a picture of her boyfriend John Mayer dressed as Santa. As much as he is trying to be sexy in the photo, it just isn’t doing it for me. He looks more like one of those guys who plays Saint Nick at a department store and then he comes home so drunk that he doesn’t even take off the costume and just plops down where ever he can. You know kind of like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Do you want to sit on his lap or run away?
