Progress Insurance has a newish (yes, it is has been out for over a month, but I didn’t see it until this morning. So whatevs) out now. And I think the insurance company might be having some financial problems.
That is because they could only afford to hire 3/5th of the members of *NSYNC. We got to see Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick in the ad. Missing are Justin Timberlake and that other guy. What was his name again, and whatever happened to him?
Seriously, why only hire 60% of a band when they could have gotten 100% of Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees or Josh Groban.
Several celebrities have donated the chance to spend some time with them (when the Coronavirus pandemic is over) in some really cool situations. Now *NSYNC has joined the All In Challenge to raise money for Feeding America, Meals On Wheels, World Central Kitchen, and No Kid Hungry.
What are they giving away? You and two people of your choosing win a 2-day trip to Orlando, Florida, with Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, and Chris Kirkpatrick. If that is not cool enough, they will take you to both Disney World and Universal Studios. Wait there is even more, you will get some cool swag that will also be autographed by the other two members who are too good to be there.
This is an *NSYNC fan’s dream come true. Enter, so when you were friends, ask where you are going, you can say, “I am going to Disney World…with *NYSNC!” It’s like winning the Super Bowl.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1gYRu-Hhyq/?igshid=hx57brdxqr8x Joey Fatone recently hurt his back moving his daughter into college and he is singing about the pain with Matthew Mendel. However, he is not singing an *NSYNC song. Instead, he reworked the lyrics of Backstreet Boys’ Everybody (Backstreet’s Back).
Whatever drugs he is on for the pain are the really good stuff because they have him believing he is in another band. He better watch out before his old boys tells him, “Bye, Bye, Bye!”
You know I feel bad for all of the *NSYNC’s fans. This is proof their boys are getting old which means they are too. Get the yellow pages out and call Shady Pines. You are going to need the number because you have one foot in the door now.
Joey Fatone did really well on The Masked Singer, and I thought it was going to help his television career. I guess not because he is going to be on Adult Swim’s Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell tonight at 12m. It is not the show is that bad, it is his dance moves. Did he not learn anything with *NSYNC? I guess not because I cannot unsee what I just saw.
