We know how people who are old enough to vote feel about Donald Trump, but what about those who are not? Jimmy Kimmel Live sent a camera out on to Hollywood Blvd and asked kids how they feel about the President elect. Let’s just say one baby cried, another wouldn’t want him to be her babysitter and a third thought he would kill his mom. I think that is pretty accurate, don’t you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oHw4a1vfos&feature=youtu.be
The Presidential election is finally over and we can all admit it was trash. And that is exactly what Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo did on the ABC late night talk show yesterday with all the symbolic items from the last two years like that stupid Make America Great Again red baseball cap, the wig that goes under it and a red pants suit like the one she would wear.
Not only did they throw it our, they poured some of the Trump Vodka on top of it and set it all on fire. Do you #FeelTheBern?
If only we could do that to the election and start over. Since we can’t we will just imagine that we are there with them setting it all on fire.
On Tuesday, Jimmy Kimmel Live revealed his annual, “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy.” We saw several kids have their sugar rushes crushed because of the ABC late night host.
Well not all the parents got their submissions in on time, so yesterday JKL aired a second video of more sad kids who dreams of sugar plums and lollipops turn into nightmares.
As bad as I feel for them, I can’t help but to enjoy these videos.
It is that time of year where Jimmy Kimmel makes a whole lot of kids cry and cry. While he doesn’t know any of them, he does know his daughter. Now that Jane is old enough to go Trick or Treating, he decided to tell her the next day that he ate all of her candy like the hundreds of other parents that have been doing that for the last 5 years. Unlike almost all of those other kids, she could care less. But then again she is just 2 years and 3 months old, next year when she is a whole 3 years and 3 months old, she is going to curse him out and cry like all of those children whose parents played a trick on them with all of their Halloween treats.
When it comes to the sweeties from 2016, who were told all of their sweets were gone, I don’t know if I like the ones that attacked their parents more than the ones that forgave them. I think it is a toss up because good and evil cross each other out. But I love that so many of the little ones who were willing to give their moms and dads the benefit of the doubt. That would not be, I would be one of those brats would cry uncontrollably until my parents took me to the store and bought me all of the candy I wanted. I still wouldn’t stop crying until my parents tool me to a toy store and bought me the singing Elena of Avalor doll and then I would play it all the way home, and all night long as I ate that expensive replacement candy. That is how I would do things.
We know that Gordon Ramsay knows food, and Jimmy Kimmel Live asked him to review The Five Worst Halloween Treats. Let’s his critique is a total treat!
The first candy he reviewed was Smarties. He feels they are the perfect mix of aspirin and Tums is for dummies. Call me dumb because I still like them.
Next up was, was Circus Peanuts which he revealed are Clown pen!ses. That is why they remind me of Donald Trump, you know because they are orange, from a clown and I would assume about the right size.
Third up is Candy Corn or as he properly calls it, ear wax in the shape of a rotten tooth. They taste that way too. So nasty. I never got that.
Finally, he talked about apples and pennies, and no one, including him, like them.
