Jimmy Kimmel has done many sadistic things throughout the years, like having parents telling their kids that they ate all of their Halloween candy the next morning. Yesterday, on his ABC late night show, he might’ve done his most sadistic thing ever.
Anyone who has someone in their life who plays with Legos, knows the pain of stepping on one of those things barefoot. Your body contorts in pain and you say a lot of 4-letter words that are not Lego.
Well, Will Arnett is starring as Lego Batman in the movie of the same title and Kimmel came up with an interesting thing for him to do on Jimmy Kimmel Live. He asked the actor with a sexy voice to walk on 12′ of Legos barefoot. How did it go? I winced in pain just watching him. Yet, I was oddly turned on because I love pain. Pain is something he was definitely experiencing. Although, the the plastic blocks he walked one were not the little ones they have now. Those things can make the most macho man cry like a little girl.
Celebrities have their peculiarities of what they liked to be called and not be called. For example, Sarah Jessica Parker only likes to be called Sarah Jessica. Matthew McConaughey told Jimmy Kimmel yesterday on his ABC late night show that he doesn’t like to be called Matt and he has a good reason for that.
Back when he was in kindergarten and his mom was also a teacher of that grade, a kid called him Matt. As he was running with that little boy to the monkey bars, he suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder that pushed him down to the ground. He looked up and saw it was his mom and she told him, “Don’t you ever answer to Matt again. I named you Matthew from the Bible.” Ever since then, he never responds to Matt.
Therefore, if you ever see Matthew in person, don’t call him Matt if you want him to so something for you.
Katy Mixon was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told the ABC late night host that she is 5 and half months pregnant with a boy. Best part for her, her ABC sitcom is not hiding it because the creator told she could totally get pregnant if she wanted to. Therefore, she did.
I seriously had no idea she was expecting a child with her fiance’ Breaux Greer. In fact, when I was watching the show yesterday, I thought she might’ve lost a few pounds. Turns out, it is the opposite. Since she is tall and the show will be done filming new episodes before she gives birth, I doubt they will write her pregnancy into it. But here’s the question, what will happen next season (if they get picked up, which they better) and she loses all of her baby weight? At least she won’t be in a rush to do that, so take your time like most new mothers.
Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel were reunited on his show yesterday and they posed for this photo. While the ABC late night host got an earful, the Oscar winner got a handful. As in Kimmel’s junk, so you have to wonder if they are still f*cking after all of these years? It is hard to debate otherwise. Nothing says your Bromance is something more when he has your balls in your hand. Does it?
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night show had Mel Gibson give a complete stranger a major haircut on Hollywood Blvd. He did such a bad job, the host said that it was only fair for the poor guy to shave off sugar t!ts’ beard. He agreed and off went the thick mass of fur. I say fur because he looks like a werewolf with or without the facial pubic mass. He looks more like Eddie Munster all grown up than Butch Patrick does.
To see what he looks like without the beard, then click here!