Jimmy Kimmel is copying Stephen Colbert. First, the CBS host got COVID-19, then the ABC host got it. Then last week, Colbert tested positive for it for the second in a month, and guess what?
“I’m such a positive person, I tested positive AGAIN. I am feeling fine,” Kimmel wrote. “The great John @Mulaney & Andy Samberg @TheLonelyIsland have graciously agreed to host @JimmyKimmelLive for me tomorrow.”
Hopefully, he will be better soon and doesn’t get coronavirus for the third time. I guess we will have to see what happens to Colber to find out what happens to Kimmel.
On Monday, Jimmy Kimmel announced that his daughter, Jane, gave him COVID-19. Therefore, he is not able to host his show this week. Consequently, he asked comedian Mike Birbiglia to host the show.
The story of how that happened is pretty cool. Birbiglia texted Kimmel and his wife, Molly McNearney, who is the EP of the show, to see if they wanted to do dinner while he was in town. Kimmel said that Molly tested positive for COVID-19, and he is awaiting his results. Then the host asked if he got it, would Birbiglia host Jimmy Kimmel Live. The comedian was on a plane to LA at the time, and of course, he was like, “Absolutely.” And the rest is Hollywood history.
Yesterday was Birbiglia’s first monologue, and he decided to do a videochat with the man he replaced to see how he was doing. How is Jimmy feeling? He is wearing two pairs of sunglasses, a Hawaiian shirt, and a straw hat, and drinking an alcoholic beverage at his bar in the house. Therefore, you have to wonder if he is playing hooky? I think it is a little bit of both.
Hopefully, he will be better soon. But in the meantime, Birbiglia is doing a great job! It might’ve been a split-second decision, but it was a wise one.
For years, Jimmy Kimmel has tortured kids with different stunts. Well, now they are getting revenge. That is because one of them gave his daughter, Jane, COVID-19, and she gave it to her daddy.
“Our daughter brought us covid (even though we specifically asked her not to) All feeling fine, I am double vaxxed and boosted but the show must not go on,” he wrote. “Apologies to @TomCruise & @iliza and thanks to Mike Birbiglia @birbigs who’ll be filling in for me starting tomorrow night.”
Nicolas Cage did his first national talk show appearance in 14 years, so Jimmy Kimmel had a lot of questions for the actor to make up for the lost time.
Did you know that Cage wanted to build a movie studio in Las Vegas, but Elon Musk got the money instead to build whatever he built?
Then there was the time that the Oscar winner was a winner at the roulette table. He turned $200 into $20,000 in 30 minutes. Does he still gamble? And what did he do with the money? You are going to want to hear what he did with the dinero.
Did Cage really have a two-headed snake? Yes, and the story of how he got it is epic.
Diane Kruger told Kimmel that Cage bought a cave full of bats, did he? I won’t answer the question, but I will tell you why he wanted it. He wanted to get naked with his ex-wife in it and drink Saki. That image made me think how can Nicolas Cage top himself in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent when the original is so much better than what anyone can come up with of him.
And finally, was Cage stalked by a mime? No, he was stalked by two of them. How did he react? He told the Jimmy Kimmel Live host, “That is just so weird. That is one of those things that made me ask the proverbial question, ‘Why?'”
With everything he told the ABC late night host, the fact that the double mime attack is what he considers weird is all you have to know about him. He is, and always will be, a legend.
And what is wrong with all of the bookers that haven’t booked Cage in 14 years? He is better than most of the guests that they have had on their shows. I hope this is the start of us seeing him on more talk shows, more often. I can listen to him go on and on.
Idris Elba is one of the sexiest men alive. So much so, People declared him that.
It seems like nothing could make him unsexy. So Jimmy Kimmel wanted to find out if there was anything. Therefore, Jimmy Kimmel Live gave the actor a makeunder by putting a wig on him, glasses, fake teeth, ugly clothes, and a fake beer belly. Did it work?
Shockingly, yes, it did. Thankfully, it all comes off, and he will be doable again.
