Yesterday, Ben Platt and Gwen Stefani were guests on The Tonight Show and they could not wait to come out. Therefore, when Jimmy Fallon mentioned that the actor was a guest on the show, he came out way before his time.
When the actor realized his mistake, he sang a song declaring he is out of the business. Done in the likes of Broadway. As he was going backstage, the NBC host mentioned The Voice coach’s name and she came out early too.
Like Splatt, she too feared she is out of the business. Fallon reassured she is not. However, he lost his temper. When she went backstage, Jimmy contemplated that he too is out of the business.
That is when Tariq Luqmaan Trotter told him told his friend that he is out of the business. Not only that, The Roots’ singer announced that he is the new host of The Tonight Show.
Tune in for The Tonight Show starring Tariq Luqmaan Trotter tonight at 11:35p on NBC!
Seriously, someone needs to give Trotter a role on Broadway because he can sing a million times better than the Broadway star. Platt should consider getting out of the business after being outsung by a rapper.
Yesterday, Jimmy Fallon went to the same restaurant as Brad Pitt. The actor wanted to say hi to the Tonight Show host, so he sent him a drink. Fallon did the same. Then Pitt sent him an appetizer and so on. This went on for several courses. Finally, the kitchen was out of food. Then the bit comes to a conclusion that makes me think this is the best bit the show has ever done. I can’t think of any other sketch that made me laugh as hard as this one on the late night talk show.
Kim Kardashian just released a line of shapewear undergarments and she wondered if she should add a pee hole to them.
How do we know this? Yesterday, when she was in The Tonight Show, she and Jimmy Fallon played Show Me Your Phone. They are asked to reveal a different thing from their phone and they have to show it to the audience. She was tasked to show us what was the last she searched.
She Googled, “Is Shapewear with pee hole better?” Why did she want to know this? She has used some with the pee hole and it left her all wet. When she wore a pair at an Emmys with one, she got more urine on herself than in the toilet. It did not work for her, but would it work for others? That is what Google is for because you can find anything and everything on there.
Should she have a pee hole? I say yes because when you gotta go, you gotta go. Getting out of your shapewear is not easy and you just need it off of you.
Hey Kim, I think I have a design that can make it work. Email me and I will tell you my idea for a price!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQOajIxXrk
Some of our biggest group dance numbers at weddings and bar mitzvahs started out in music videos. Yesterday, on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon and Jennifer Lopez did some of the most famous dances like Single Ladies and Gangnam Style in less than 5 minutes.
We can talk about how awesome it is, which it truly is, but I think it would be a great workout video. They can be like do this for five minutes a day and you will have abs like J-Lo. I want her abs. I really want her abs.
However, if we really wanted them, they would have to do another exercise video. Lopez and Cardi B can teach us how to work a pole. 30 minutes, 3 times a week and you will have the body of a stripper. In order to purchase it, you have to pay in singles!
Ashton Kutcher was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon decided to milk his appearance on the show. As in the NBC host challenged him to a Cow Milking Contest.
The two men sat down with their cows and Kutcher rubbed his for good luck. Well, the mama started to move. There was a huge reason why. She took a big old 💩. I guess you can say he has the reverse of the Midas Touch.
In fact, it continued on because he lost to the gagging Fallon who could not take the 💩 stench.
That is why working with big animals on talk shows is always the best. They either pee or poop. While that is great for us. There is always that poor underpaid person who has to clean it up.
