David Duchovny was on Late Night yesterday and he played Egg Russian Roulette with Jimmy Fallon and it was eggciting. Basically there was a carton full of a dozen eggs, 8 were hard boiled and 4 were raw. Each man would have to pick an egg and smash it against his head. The man who got egg on his face twice lost.
The game would’ve been more eggciting if the other man has smashed the egg against the other one’s head, so I guess as a consolation to us we got to see both men look like penis heads with those pink bathing caps. I think Duchovny’s was bigger than Fallon’s!
Black Simon and Garfunkle returned to Late Night yesterday and this time they performed Rihanna’s Diamonds. For some reason the song has so much more meaning now that it was done folksy! La la la la la!
One of Abbott and Costello’s most famous routines was “Who’s on First?” Well yesterday on Late Night, Jimmy Fallon recreated the bit playing Bud Abbott and Steve Higgins as Lou Costello. But unlike the original bit they added Who, What and IDontKnow to the NBC show’s take on it and I think it might’ve actually made it even funnier. Granted it could be because Billy Crystal was Who and Jerry Seinfeld was IDontKnow, but I think it was more than that. It just added a whole new level of mayhem to the gag having the basemen join in, don’t you agree?
The only problem I had with it, is Fallon is the man of many voices and yet he kinda sucked as Bud Abbott. That and I wish that Robin Williams played What or IDontKnow!
If you say I don’t know who Abbott and Costello are and what Who’s on First? is, then you can watch them do it below from the 1945 movie The Naughty Nineties!
Jeff Musial the animal guy was on Late Night yesterday and he brought a squirrel monkey on the show with him. Then he told Jimmy Fallon that the little guy projectile poops and that’s why he’s wearing a diaper. When that animal was gone, Jeff had a special pet that made the NBC late night host projectile poop in his own pants. Watch the interview to see why! I promise it will make you laugh so hard you might projectile poop in your own pants.
Tom Cruise is normally stiffer than a starched shirt, but throw some water on him and he completely loosens up like the shirt will.
The Top Gun was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Water War. The second some water was rained down on the uptight man, he was suddenly ready to have fun. In fact he made it so the NBC late night host could enter a wet T-Shirt contest which made Fallon blush as his nipples were exposed more than Khloe Kardashian’s. And his looked better too.
Seriously who knew Jack Reacher was really Gremlin? Now I wonder what happens if you feed him after midnight?
