Weird Al Yankovic has been making the press rounds to promote his biopic Weird: The Al Yankovic Story which is streaming on Roku Channel for free as you read this.
One of the places he took his bus to was The Tonight Show, and Jimmy Fallon wanted to do something fun with him. Therefore, he asked the singer if he would like to perform a medley of his greatest hits with The Roots while only using classroom instruments. And without hesitation, he said, “Sure,” in his special drawn-out way.
So, they went into a little room and sang Another One Rides the Bus, White & Nerdy, I Want a New Duck, Eat It, Fat, I Love Rocky Road, My Bologna, and Yoda.
And the world is suddenly a better place. So, tonight, as the election results come in, listen to this instead. Things won’t seem as bad! That is the power of Weird Al and his accordion.
BTW I want Fallon’s shirt. Does anyone know where I can get it? Thanks!
Robert De Niro was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday, and he played a game with Jimmy Fallon. One that we have played at least once in our lifetimes.
What is it? It is Hot Hands. However, the Oscar winner plays it differently than we do. The winner of the round punches the loser in the jaw. So that is what he did to the NBC host. And since they played several rounds, there was a lot of punching.
Eventually, De Niro ended the game with three hits, a 1-2 punch, and Fallon hitting the floor.
Something I am sure he enjoyed because the legendary actor is so much better than that skit.
I never knew that Jimmy Fallon was a masochist, but he is. Why do I say that? Because yesterday, he challenged Martin Short to a dissing contest on The Tonight Show. The only people who would do that are Subs who liked to be tortured. And boy, was he tortured. I have seen XXX videos with less punishment in them.
Short told his Bess Frenzz, “You are so ugly, your proctologist once said, ‘My Gd! This asshole has teeth!” He followed that up with, “Speaking of nuts, did yours ever drop?” And then it was time for one zinger, “Do you remember that time I visited you in the hospital? And it was the only time that I felt bad for a catheter.”
Talking about hospitals, Fallon did get one good insult in when he told Short, “You’re so ugly, when you were born, instead of ‘push,’ the doctor said, ‘Suck.'”
This was so hysterical; I could watch it for hours. However, I think eventually, someone would have to save Fallon from his misery. It is all fun until it isn’t.
School is back, and so is one of Jimmy Fallon’s segments on The Tonight Show. Yesterday, he, The Roots, and Madonna performed her song Music with classroom instruments.
I wonder if Madonna knew what they were because they didn’t have them when she went to school all those decades ago. Did they have paper back then?
Daniel Kaluuy was on The Tonight Show yesterday, and Jimmy Fallon and Questlove played the Jump Scare Challenge with the actor to find out who would get scared the least.
The three men watched videos with a jump scare in them, and we got to watch them jump as they got scared. Who knew Questlove was such a scaredy cat?
As good as the first few scares were, the last one is the best one. So you don’t want to miss it.
And I hope that they bring this back because I am a sadist who loves to watch people crap their pants. Watch from a distance because I don’t want to smell it!
