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Jessica Simpson does the Demi Moore
March 7th, 2012 under Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


Back in 1991 Demi Moore was pregnant and naked on the cover of Vanity Fair and now in 2012 Jessica Simpson is doing the same for Elle. Personally I wish that GI Jane never started the trend because I am sick of so many pregnant women copying it.
Now back to the upcoming mama, the singer let it slip that she is going to have a daughter and she wants her little princess to be a girly girl. She also shared with the magazine how she knew she was going to be a mom, “We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge,” Simpson says, not shy about saying so. “Gonna ride our bikes, hang out…do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?” At least her body gave her the warning.

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Shocking Jessica Simpson is pregnant!
October 31st, 2011 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


Jessica Simpson has a little Treat for us because she can no longer Trick us that she isn’t pregnant. Finally after months of speculation that Jessica Simpson is expecting her first child, she posted the above picture on her website and said “It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!” I guess no one went for her asking price, so she gave it away for free. Granted her baby bump was the biggest clue that she is going to be a mummy, I mean mommy!
No word when she is getting married, but I am sure it will be before the little one makes its debut!

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Jessica Simpson is looking a little rounder?
October 24th, 2011 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 1 ]




Fame Pictures
Jessica Simpson is rumored to be pregnant with her first child, but for some reason she isn’t singing from the rooftops about it. Looking at these pictures of her she looks more like she has a baby bump than Beyonce who already announced she is breeding the next hip hop legend with Jay-Z. So do you think Jessica has a little secret she isn’t telling us? Or do you think it is just her putting on a little weight, like she has been known to do in the past?

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Jessica Simpson loves her boobies!!!
September 7th, 2011 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 1 ]


(photo from Fame Pictures)

There has a been a rumor that Jessica Simpson is getting rid of her best asset and she took to Twitter to clear up the rumors and declare she is finally doing something smart. The buxom blonde Tweeted, “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction…not to worry…I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” And several boys breathe a sigh of relief knowing that girls aren’t going anywhere!
I guess you can say whoever started the rumor made a boob of themselves!

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Words of Wizdumb by Jessica Simpson
July 20th, 2011 under Jessica Simpson, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: 2 ]


(photo from WireImage)

Jessica Simpson has said some brilliant things like “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’” But we haven’t heard say anything like that in a while. Well thanks to Twitter, she now has a forum where we can read her Words of Wizdumb like the one she Tweeted today. She wrote, “Someone I know just ate sauerkraut and their breath smells like leprechaun piss”. Um, how does she know what Leprechaun piss smells like? And more importantly how did she know how to spell sauerkraut and Leprechaun correctly? Even I have problems with those words!

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