Yesterday, on Celebrity Jeopardy, they had a category that was called Roget’s Butt. What was it about? It was dedicated to synonyms for the word butt!
That’s right. Macaulay Culkin, Rachel Dratch, and Becky Lynch had to think of other words for butt that sound like other things from the clues that were given to them. And yes, one of them was ass.
Luckily for Lynch, she didn’t make an ass of herself with that answer. Unlike the first 60 clues, which she didn’t get or guess any of them correctly. Making her the first player to go 60 clues before getting any correct. Yikes!
My friend and I always joke that we are not Jeopardy Smart. She says she is Celebrity Jeopardy Smart, and I tell her I am Preschool Jeopardy Smart!
Anyways, there was a question of regular Jeopardy that made me feel like I was mensa. That is because, for the $800 answer for ’90s Music, the game showed a photo of a singer as Ken Jennings read, “This Country superstar’s Friends in Low Places was named CMA Single of the Year in 1991?” And would you believe none of them knew who Garth Brooks was?
How? I wasn’t even into Country music back then, and I knew who he was. I am flabbergasted that they didn’t know such a simple answer.
Oh, and Garth, don’t feel too bad about them not knowing who you are. Brandon thought that Sheryl Crow was Shania Twain.
We have heard the expression, “Are you Jeopardy Smart or Celebrity Jeopardy Smart?” I would tell people, “I am Pre-School Jeopardy Smart.” And there was a category on Celebrity Jeopardy yesterday that proved that I is right.
They had a whole category dedicated to Other Words for Doing It, and I am like, I am going to nail this! I can totally penetrate all the questions. But I did worse than a drunk virgin with the girl of his dreams. I had premature ejaculation. And that has never happened to me because I am a girl.
Seriously, that category was hard. And not in a good way. I was limper than a 90-year-old man trying to have sex without Viagra.
I am going to cry like the morning after a one-stand with the last guy at a bar for a reason.
I would Netflix & Chill, but it is getting too expensive to even do that. So I drown my sorrows in the same thing that caused me to sleep with that guy from the bar.
We know that Robin is not the Mother on How I Met the Mother. And that Maggie shot Mr. Burns on The Simpsons. Bobby wasn’t dead on Dallas; he was just taking the longest shower in television history. Finally, The Good Place was actually the bad place.
I could go on and on, but I won’t. Celebrity Jeopardy did that for me when they wanted to see if their celebrity contestants, Lisa Ann Walter, Tim Simons, and Brian Baumgartner, knew the Famous TV Spoilers for five television shows they were not on. It turns out they need to watch more TV because I couldn’t believe they didn’t know the last one. For shame, Lisa Ann, for shame.
