On August 1st, Jason Momoa returns to Apple TV+ with Chief of War. I have not heard about the show, but I will be watching because of this preview that Jason Momoa shared with us.
It doesn’t tell us what the show is about. But it tells us that we are going to see the actor’s bubble butt! What more do you need to know? I’m sold!
When Jason Momoa is not acting, he is selling underwear. What better way to get the word out than to put them on? That is exactly what he did.
The actor modeled the pink and red vertically striped boxers, and the seams make his tush look yummy.
Now, I know why he played Aquaman. He makes people wet!
While’s your man’s ass will not look as shapely as Momoa’s, his cheeks will still look good enough to kiss! So, buy him a pair or two from So iLL for Spring to see his spring!
On that note. Why is he only modeling the boxers from behind?
So, I am a huge fan of the late Irene Cara. Therefore, when I heard Zach Braff and Donald Faison singing Flashdance…What a Feeling with different lyrics in a commercial for T-Mobile; I was like, what the fuck is going on? Does her estate really need the money that badly?
However, then things took a turn. Jason Momoa started singing and dancing with them. And now I want Aquaman to do a musical. Braff’s light grey sweatshirt slipped off her shoulder like it did in the movie poster. And finally, Jennifer Beals, who starred in the film, made an appearance.
And now, I need a bucket of water to fall on me and cool me down because I feel like a Maniac.
Jason Momoa is on a global tour promoting his film Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom Global, and he decided to promote some of the products he uses. One of those items is a pretty pink towel, and he modeled it for us.
When it comes to what else he was selling, I have no idea. Because I couldn’t get past seeing him in just the towel. That, and I was hoping it was accidentally going to fall off of him so I could see his trident. Is that wrong?
