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Hey Weird Al is that a dolphin between your legs, or are you happy to see me?
March 20th, 2014 under In Your Pocket?, Weird Al Yankovic. [ Comments: none ]


Weird Al Yankovic Instagrammed this photo of himself of a dolphin kiddie ride; and it’s just so cute that I had to share with you. Wonder if after he rode that fish, he went inside to stomp on some weasels?
Even I will admit that my joke was White & Nerdy, but in my defense at the time I thought it made the cut Like a Surgeon. OK, I’ll stop now before you send me to an Amish Paradise.

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Hey John Cougar Mellencamp, Is your little Pink House showing?
October 14th, 2013 under In Your Pocket?, John Mellencamp, Meg Ryan. [ Comments: none ]


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John Cougar Mellencamp was out walking with his girlfriend, Meg Ryan, and it looks like his sweat pants are giving us a Wild Night. Do you think the reveal makes it Hurt So Good or it’s a Lonely Ol’ Night in his pants? When it comes to how I feel about it, I want to be the Diane to his Jack!

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Nice bicycle, Dennis Quaid!
September 25th, 2013 under Dennis Quaid, In Your Pocket?. [ Comments: 1 ]



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As if any of you are looking at Dennis Quaid’s bicycle, you are doing exactly what I am doing and checking out the front and back seats. Hey if you are going to wear shorts as tight as that, then you need to be prepared that people are going to stare.

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Hey Jon Hamm, Is that a phone in your pocket?
September 23rd, 2013 under In Your Pocket?, Jon Hamm. [ Comments: 1 ]


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Jon Hamm dressed up for yesterday’s the Emmys and everyone wanted to see if his not-so-little award would be making an appearance too. Sadly only his phone did. And the fact that it didn’t come out to play is still less depressing than yesterday’s Emmys as a whole.

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Hey Chris Rock, is that a Pootie Tang in your pants?
August 9th, 2013 under Chris Rock, In Your Pocket?. [ Comments: none ]


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Chris Rock was seen walking around in a pair of ADIDAS pants and for some reason all day today I will be dreaming about sex. I don’t know why, but I will be.

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