Coco is 32 weeks pregnant and for most of her pregnancy, she didn’t show. That has all changed because her belly finally popped. As big as it is, it is still smaller than her butt. Which I am sure is OK with Ice-T and her!
Today on Ice-T and Coco‘s new talk show, she got her best a$$et felt up. Why? To prove to the world once and for all, that her butt is indeed real. Dr Chris Johnson is a renowned plastic surgery and after feeling her tushi, he declared her gluteus maximus is authentic.
Now back to Dr Johnson for a second, you know he has huge balls. Why? Because he fondled Coco’s derriere in front of her husband, Ice-T. Any other man who would’ve done that would probably not be around today to live the tale.
We know that Ice-T is a rapper and actor, but did you know he also does voiceovers for cartoons? I didn’t know that either until Jimmy Fallon showed some clips of his work on The Tonight Show yesterday. Ice-T was on The Care Bears, The Smurfs and Dora the Explorer. The last one is the best one of the three, not only cause it is from a week ago but because it is so true. You just have to see it to believe it.
I know Ice-T has his talk show with his wife Coco starting on Monday, but I wish someone would give him an animated series of his own. You know Adult Swim, it would be a great companion with The Mike Tyson Mysteries.
Ice-T and Coco have some big news, they are having a baby! The happy couple will announce the news on their new talk show on August 3rd! The two were hoping to keep it quiet until the premiere of the episode; but as soon as they were done taping it, the happy announcement was out there.
Now we just to wait to find out what drink they are going to name their child after. You know, since his name is Ice-T and her’s is Coco. Maybe they can name it T-Colia? Combining their names for tequila?
Ice-T was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked him what he thought of the movie Fifty Shades of Grey. The Law & Order: SVU star said, “Boring! Boring, it could’ve been on Nickelodeon.” Then he added, “I went to see it with Coco. Coco read the books and she said it was boring.” The NBC late night wanted to know if his wife made him go and he said he didn’t. So what made him go, “I wanted to see what all the women were talking about. I wanted to see if this was some sexy movie. Maybe I could’ve learned some movies, there was something in there.” Then he added, “I went to see Fifty Shades of Grey and it just kept building up and I’m like, what’s going to happen, what’s going to happen, she told me that just how the books are. It’s kind of like Lost…you think something is going to happen and you keep watching it. Fifty Shades of Grey, that’s nothing.” Then he concluded his review with, “What about A Shade of Black, that’s all you need.” I hope Coco and him write that book and it gets turned into a movie because looks like we can all learn something about him.
