Yesterday was Ryan Reynolds’ 45th birthday. The actor spent his special day with the person he loves most. Not Blake Lively and their three daughters James. 6, Inez, 5, and Betty, 2. Instead, he spent it with Hugh Jackman. Let’s be honest, you know that the Greatest Showman is his soul mate. Lively is just a close second.
Oh, in case you are wondering, his wife was there taking the photo of her husband with his true love.
Now that today is not Reynolds’ birthday, you know that he and Jackman will go back to pretending they hate each other.
Back when Hugh Jackman was a young lad, he heard Whitney Houston sing I’ll Always Love You. At the end of the song, he heard something that convinced him that she was singing to the future Showman.
What is it? He hears the late singer belt out, “I’ll always love Hugh.” Do you hear it too? Or do you think Carly Simon wrote a song about him instead of Mick Jagger and Warren Beatty?
Wolverine might be indestructible because of his healing ability, but Hugh Jackman is not. Therefore, today he went and got the COVID-19 vaccine. Now, he is one step closer to being like his X-Men character.
I wonder if he told the woman giving him the shot, X marks the spot. I am here all week, folks.
Jackman and I have a message for all of you, get the vaccine. On that note, when you get it, bring a shot glass with you and tell them you are there for your shot. Maybe you can get two for the price of one.
Before Hugh Jackman was a superhero in the X-Men franchise, he played a prisoner in Correlli. He looks the same now as he did when he was 26 in that 1995 series.
Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds have been feuding for years, and now they are ready to let us settle their war. They teamed up with Sam’s Club to once and for all declare who is the more liked person. Is it the man who hosted the Oscars and the Tony multiple times, or is it the one who has never been nominated for either? Is the Wolverine or Deadpool? The Aussie or the Canadian? Is it the Greatest Showman or Van Wilder? Is it the triple threat or the single one? Is he really a single one?
Well, you can tell how I voted, how are you going to vote? How do you vote? That is easy. You go to SamsClub.com/TheFeud and buy either Jackman’s coffee or Reynolds’ gin. They will not be the only ones getting a reward, so with their chosen charities. Each purchase of Laughing Man Coffee supports coffee farmers throughout the world. While every bought bottle of Aviation Gin goes to help the SickKids Foundation.
Both are such worthy causes that I voted for both of them. Now, I fear there will never be a winner, and their feud will continue on until Disney gives them a movie together. Then the two of them will both be winners because people will come out in droves to see that film. That is if we can ever go back into movie theaters again. Remember movie theater popcorn? It goes great with coffee and gin.
Which brings me back to TheFeud. Who do you think will suffer hughmilation, and who will be left cryan? Oh, and I should mention that you don’t have to buy one of their products to enter for a chance to have a virtual party with both of them. All you have to do is pick one People’s Sexiest Men by December 20th to be entered!
