Sir Patrick Stewart was on The Graham Norton Show today and he might have just told one of the best stories on a talk show ever.
The BBC host asked the actor about a disagreement he had with his wife about a certain part of himself. One night, when his wife and him were talking, he said to her, “…being circumcised and all.” She told him, “You’re not circumcised.” Wait, who would know better the man who is missing part of his penis his whole life or the woman who has seen it up close?
You see, let’s backtrack. When the Sir was a kid it was fashionable to look Jewish down there, so his mother told him that he was. Was she lying to him or his wife?
There was only one person who could answer this very important question and that is his doctor. The day after the Stewarts had this argument, Captain Picard got his annual physical. As the doctor was done there, he asked if he was indeed cut or not. The doctor gave him some blunt talk and said, “Not!” Stewart did not believe him and asked him to check again. This time the doctor told him, “Hey, I am Jewish. I know the difference.”
Hopefully, now so does Stewart. Can you imagine going through your whole life thinking you were circumcised and you were not. Good thing his wife knew the difference because now we have this wonderful story to remember him by. I know it is how I will remember the actor forever. So much so, it should be on his tombstone, “Here lies a man, who was circumcised.” After a few years, no one will be the wiser.
Now, back to the interview, Hugh Jackman’s reaction to the uncut tale was hysterical. I would’ve been peeing in my pants from laughter if I was there. How can you not watch this and not be in hysterics? Bloody brillant!
We have seen Hugh Jackman play the bad guy on the big screen, and looks like he is just as bad when the camera aren’t rolling. Case in point, he walked by a sign that reads no Selfies. What does he do? He takes a Selfie with it.
Where is Deadpool when he is really needed to bust Wolverine’s balls?
Now, when it comes to the Selfie, I think he looks really hot in it. There is something about a bad boy that turns me on!
People have been wondering if Wolverine and Deadpool are going to be in a movie together, and looks that maybe Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman know if it is happening. Only problem is Jackman hasn’t heard it, Pierce Bronsan isn’t talking and Reynolds can’t see it. I guess we will have to wait a little longer to find out. That and why they were hanging out with Bond, James Bond. Since they obviously see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Celebrities wish they could be invisible at times, and the snow is a good way for that. In fact, no matter how old you get, playing in the white stuff is always fun to do. Especially, if you are not the one doing the shoveling. Case in point, Hugh Jackman was pelted with snowballs and lived to talk about it. Justin Theroux became a snow angel when he jumped backwards into the snow. And then there is Snooki, who thought she was back on the Jersey Shore as she dove face first into the snow. All of them had a blast, and were freezing their a$$es off. But it is all worth it because how often to do you have a record breaking snowfall?
UPDATE: Liv Tyler recorded her dad getting buried in the snow. Proving even if you are a grandfather, you can still be a kid! No matter how old Steven Tyler gets, he will always be a kid at heart!
Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon brought back my favorite segment and that is the game Phone Booth. Basically, Shaq and Hugh Jackman go into the archaic structure where people used to make phone calls when they were away from home and answer questions. For every answer they got wrong, another person would enter the confined space with them. For every answer they got right, a person would go in their opponent’s private space.
As you can guess, as soon as Shaq got into his standing box, there was barely any room left. To make matters worse, Wolverine got the first answer right. That means that the NBA giant got a visitor in his booth, and that guest was Alex Trebek. As soon as the NBC late night host shut the door, things got physical between the two men as the Jeopardy host put his life in that position as he felt up O’Neal.
Then as the game went on Shaq’s area filled up and Jackman’s didn’t. Which sucks for Shaq, and it o awesome for us because how can you not laugh at their suffering.
Seriously, I love Phone Booth so much, I hope a network picks it up as a game show. I know I would watch every episode because I love to watch people suffer. Since phone booths are made of glass, they can’t hide their reaction. Well, unless they are one of the shorter people who gets stuck between someone’s legs. That happened when Kevin Spacey played the game. See isn’t this game the best?
