Russell Brand was on The Howard Stern Show today and he told the Shock Jock his winning pick-up line! Brand will say to a girl, “Look, we are alive here for a short time. I think you are beautiful. I think there’s divinity within you and there is divinity within in me…” He had me at look. Actually he kind of had me at divinity, because the way he talks is so enchanting. Even if I don’t what the hell he just said.
America’s Got Talent is back on NBC tonight at 9p with two new judges (Heidi Klum and Mel B) and it looks like Howard Stern is enjoying the changes. The Supermodel Tweeted that photo and said “Curling @HowardStern ‘s hair. Almost done.” Even though his curls are pretty much always camera ready, I am sure he was OK with her using the curling iron on him just for the view.
Tune into AGT tonight to see how if the Shock Jock, the Supermodel, the Spice Girl and the Germaphobe have any chemistry together as they try to find a few people with some extraordinary talents. I am sure they will be the strongest set of judges the show has ever had.
Courtney Love was on The Howard Stern Show today and she talked about her daughter Frances Bean Cobain with her late husband Curt Cobain. She told the shock jock that the two are getting along again, although they haven’t seen each other in three years.
Then the Hole singer told him that her daughter was offered the role of Bella in Twilight when she was just 13 years old. Someone saw a picture of Curt’s mini-me in a magazine and sent the script to their house. Then Love said when her kid heard that, she said “That’s a sexist Mormon piece of sh!t.” I never saw it that way, until now and I think she might be onto something.
But the interview wasn’t only about Frances Bean, Courtney then asked Stern about being on America’s Got Talent because she said is going to do a big TV show but wouldn’t say which one. Stern said she hinted it’s American Idol, but I think it is Dancing with the Stars. Which show do you think it is?
The Tanning Mom was on The Howard Stern Show and I want to know why I hit the play button on this clip from it. These are images I will never ever be able to get out of my head. And I know you won’t be able to either because I know you just made the same mistake I did.
Ross Matthews was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the shock jock asked him if he has big balls. Not to judge as a stern thing, but to find out if that is why his voice is so high. So Matthews says that they are fine, and not that small. So then Stern had to know if he had a big pen!s and Ross was like it is average size. Then Matthews declared, “No one wants to hear about my pen!s” and you know what he is right.
So Stern moved on and asked if he was a power bottom and Matthews shocked us all by revealing that he is a top. But he told us the same way a teenage girl would tell her friends about the first time she touched a boys’ peepee.
