Last week Screen Junkies asked Christopher Walken to read some lines from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and this week Hal Rudnick asked Mama June and Alana to read some of his classic words. Let just say it is totally awesome, so sit back and enjoy. I mean where else can these two worlds collide, not once but twice!
BTW I think that Screen Junkies missed a big opportunity by not have Mama and Honey Boo Boo read something from Gigli. He said something awesome in that movie, I just blocked it out like I did the movie.
Honey Boo Boo and Mama June were guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and it was just as wild as their TLC show. Poor Alana had flown in from Georgia and was not used to three hour time difference, and the 7 year old spit fire spent the whole day (and I mean from the early morning until late at night for her) doing press. So by the time she got to do Kimmel she was tired and cranky like any kid would be in her situation. That turned out to be a good thing because she was a riot on the show. I was sitting in the green room watching the show tape (because yes I had to be there to see them in person) and we were all in shock by something Toddlers & Tiaras most famous pageant girl did. As Jimmy was talking to Mama June, Honey Boo Boo discovered how to do the Vulcan Salute. She then brought her hand towards her mouth and her mother told her to blow a kiss, and she did. Not being satisfied with that she then brought her fingers that were shaped like the letter V up to lips and blew kisses between her middle fingers. Since she is such an innocent little girl, she didn’t realize why everyone started laughing. Since she is so young I won’t tell her she gave us all the universal sign for cunnilingus. Mama June realized what she was doing and tried to stop her. But luckily for us it was too late.
That was not the only highlight from the interview, there were many more. Like Mama June admits that she doesn’t watch The Kardashians. Alana endorsed Barack Obama for President after what Kimmel let her know what Mitt Romney said about her.
The biggest highlight for me is just how smart Mama June really is and unlike another reality show mom, she actually puts her kids’ welfare ahead of greed. It sounds like her kids won’t be spoiled with all of their reality show earnings. They will have to use it to for it their futures and not for weddings that won’t last 73 days. Just saying she really impressed me! And Honey Boo Boo was just as precious as ever! Gotta love them!
You are not a true celebrity until South Park makes fun of you and tomorrow night Honey Boo Boo and Mama June will make their debut on the animated Comedy Central show. I really hope that what Trey Parker and Matt Stone have planned for our new favorite family is even better than what you and I imagine that they will do to them!
BTW how scary is it how much the cartoon version of Mama June looks just like the real one! Even her expression is the same.
Tonight is the one hour season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC at 10p and it feels like it is over way too quickly. I mean we just to know all of their little quirks like the way Mama June sneezes. How can this world wide sensation be done for the season already? It is just not fair. TLC better bring them back faster than you can say Go-Go Juice or we will forget about them just as quickly as we did that couple that had all those kids and got a divorce. We want our Honey Boo Boo Child, Mama June, Sugar Bear, Pumpkin, Chubbs, Chicakadee and the baby with 3 thumbs (that makes her debut on the show) back ASAP. It is an addiction and we need our fix. And if we don’t get it, we will know what can happen if a forklift runs over a foot. Just saying, that’s all.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child is the biggest new show of the summer, so of course that means the spinoff from Toddles & Tiaras is going to get its own spinoff. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live they debuted the trailer for The Majestic Honey Boo Boo and I think it looks better than the original. In fact because of the way it is done, I don’t think I will be losing any brain cells watching it like I do when I watch the main one TLC.
Who else besides me wakes up with a smile on their face every Wednesday because it means there will be a new ep of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child on that night. Please tell me I am not alone, please!
