Heidi Klum wore a little black dress on America’s Got Talent yesterday, and I couldn’t help but notice something odd about her. The top half of her didn’t match the bottom.
The supermodel’s head, chest, and arms were the color of someone who hasn’t got much sun. In contrast, her legs look like she has been laying out all summer long.
What is up with that? You can see that she isn’t wearing stockings, so why is she super tan below the waist and not above it? Was she just a leg model for a spread? Does she want to make sure she doesn’t get wrinkles because of the sun so the judge covers up north of the equator? Inquiring minds want to know. Or at least I do!
America’s Got Talent is back with the live shows, and that means that Heidi Klum and Sofia Vergara were able to reconnect. And the two ladies connected over a cookie, As in they shared one like Lady & the Tramp shared a strand of spaghetti.
And I bet when their husbands, Tom Kaulitz and Joe Manganiello, saw this photo, they couldn’t wait for their wives to get home. And when other men saw it, they wished they were their husbands.
You know, if they ate cookies like that when the show was airing, their ratings would shoot up like Simon Cowell’s blood pressure during a bad act.
Halloween is 130 days away, and Heidi Klum is already getting ready for our favorite Holiday.
The model didn’t say what or who she will be going as this year, so we are left to guess. I think she should go as The Kardashians. Granted, if she did, she would have to wear a lot of prosthetics. However, she is used to that.
And I just want to say; I love Halloween. But can we wait until after July Fourth to start preparing for it? Because the earlier we get into the Halloween spirit, the earlier people will get into the Christmas one. And the stores already start bringing out the decorations before Labor Day as it is.
Simon Cowell visited his old friend Kelly Clarkson on her show today, and he brought some new friends with him. The King of Mean was there to promote tonight’s return of America’s Got Talent on NBC with his co-judges Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum and host Terry Crews.
While he was talking to American Idol, Cowell revealed that he thinks that the Modern Family has cursed him and the other judges so that she can do it all by herself. Why does he believe that? It is because since she started on the show two years ago, Klum missed a few shows when she got sick, Cowell broke his back and then his arm, and Mandel passed out one time, all while Vergara has remained healthy.
Therefore, Cowell might be onto something. Something that Vergara denies. So, do you believe that actress is cursed?
PHOTOPIA Hamburg honored Heidi Klum with a colossal bronze statue of her head. As soon as the supermodel saw it, she wrote, “This is so cool.”
I guess it is cool to have a huge a$$ version of your face, but not that one. That is a Lucille Ball bronze statue calamity awful. It is the type of thing that will give your nightmares for months because you can’t unsee it. Even after you close your eyes, you can still see those monstrous teeth looking to chomp on you. Actually, it looks like Annabelle but with straight hair. Now we know what killed the Bronze Age. America’s Got Talent, but not Hamburg.
