Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow posed for this photo. When I saw it the first thing I thought, is who do I find more annoying of the two of them? I could not decide. If only Jennifer Aniston was there, then I would easily have my answer.
Since I don’t have one, who bothers you more than the other one?
Gwyneth Paltrow recycled her Halloween costume, as in she made it out of a cardboard box package she got. Which is the perfect look for her because most of us would like to return her to sender!
UPDATE: So it from Se7en, a movie I fell asleep watching. Thus, why I didn’t get the reference.
It was time for another edition of Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live and several A-listers like Gal Gadot, Emma Watson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Elisabeth Moss, John Lithgow, Dave Chappelle, Jeffrey Tambor, Jennifer Aniston, Jim Parsons, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Bell, Bob Odenkirk and Michael Keaton. found out what the Twitterverse really thinks about them. Alec Baldwin read a Tweet from @RealDonaldTrump, but sadly in his own voice. Someone Tweeted about Gwyneth Paltrow, “Can Gwyneth Paltrow just stick to steaming her vagina and shut the f*ck up for f*ck’s sake?” Who else agrees with that besides me? Finally, they saved the best for last. Someone wondered if Kumail Nanjiani’s little Kumail is different colors. His comeback proves that some celebrities can be meaner than their Mean Tweets! And his was meaner than mean and funnier than funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJJHhVf3_ZM
Yesterday on The Late Late Show, James Corden opted to make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow posing nude covered in mud on the cover of GOOP magazine’s premiere issue during his monologue. What the CBS late night host did not know is that she was there and heard everything he said. Putting him in an awkward position, but not as awkward as the one he put her in. That is because he told her that he has a growth between his balls and he thinks that vaginal steaming could help it. Especially since doctors have told him they have never seen anything like that. Total TMI! But so everything about GOOP.
Jimmy Kimmel introduced Gwyneth Paltrow like he would any guest, but she didn’t enter like all the other celebrities. Instead when the ABC late night host said her name, and she suddenly popped up from behind the couch. Then after they hugged, she rolled herself awkwardly over the couch to sit down. Why did she make such an unusual entrance on Jimmy Kimmel Live? She was recently packing her son, Moses, for his 5th grade retreat, and her foot and the couch had a nasty run in. So nasty, she broke her foot.
As someone who broke her foot, I do not know how she is wearing heels. It took me a long time to wear heels again after I got the cast off. I want to know what Goop she is on, to be in high heels while dealing with a broken foot because it should be marketed.
On that note, she told Kimmel that she hasn’t tried the Jade Egg. You know the egg you put up your vajayjay to strengthen it. I wonder why?
