Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be a panelist on NBC’s The Marriage Ref tonight at 10p and I feel bad for the poor couples and Greg Giraldo that have to listen to her nasally voice as she gives marriage advice. I would say the same for Jerry Seinfeld and Tom Papa, but for Jerry it helps the ratings of his show and for the host he is just a little less annoying than the Oscar winner.
BTW I have to wonder if Gwyneth only agreed to do the show if Jerry was part of the panel because he hasn’t been on the show since the first set of panelists. If Madonna could do it with Ricky Gervais and Larry David, the GOOP lady could do it with whoever they paired her with. But she thinks she is better than all of us.
One final note about The Marriage Ref, I really hope that NBC replaces Tom Papa in the fall because he is just awful. He acts like George Costanza, moves like Jack Benny and sounds like Jerry Seinfeld, that should be a good mixture but on him it is not.
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Gwyneth Paltrow went to the gym on a cold day in London yesterday and didn’t put on her face. Seeing her without makeup, it really goes to show you how much better she looks with it. Without it she kind of looks like the witch we all think she is.
Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to play husband and wife in The Danish Girl and boy this is going to be one of the coldest couples to ever happen on the big screen. Paltrow is replacing Charlize Theron as Niicole Kidman's wife according to OK!. Kidman is playing the first post-op which explains how they became husband and wife and eventually wife and wife. Between Kidman's botox and Paltrow's demeanor the theater will be colder than the hottest day in the summer when the AC is on full blast. Sounds like an Oscar type movie with two Oscar winners is going to be one movie no one is going to want to see.
Miss Gwyneth Paltrow who thinks she is better than all of us, isn’t! According to OK! her new gym that she is planning on opening up in NYC later this year is rumored to have a big problem…people don’t want to pay the astronomical amount of money to join.
However, they are so desperate for customers, staff have been cold-calling people inviting them in for a visit.
One person who was contacted said: “It’s ridiculous. Membership is like $4,500 to join and then hundreds of dollars a month. Who can afford that right now?”
The gym is supposed to open later this year.
I guess you can say her GOOP smells and it doesn’t smell like roses!!!
Gwyneth Paltrow has given another shallow interview this time to British Elle Magazine and this time she says she can't wait to smoke again because she loved them so much according to OK!.
"I miss it. The last cigarette I smoked was the day I found out I was pregnant with Apple. I had to sit down and smoke one final cigarette. It's such a beautiful thing. I'm so p**sed off it gives you cancer. Cigarettes were my upper, they were my downer. I would think with them, write with them. I just love them so much.
"But then, once you have children, if you've witnessed a death like I did with my father, you just can't.
"But I've decided that when I'm about 70 I'm going to start smoking again. Why not? I can't wait!'"
I love how she says she had to have one final cigarette after she found out she was pregnant with Apple.
That is one of the saddest things I have heard some one say. So sad. In the same interview she declares she is a good person…what and ever.
