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Gwyneth Paltrow is known for wearing skin tight clothes and yesterday she wore some really tight khakis at the Chelsea Flower Show that you could really tell how flat her a$$ was.
In case you were wondering why I was looking at her bum so closely? I was looking for the stick that seems to be up it. I couldn’t find it though, so I guess either she doesn’t have one or those pants weren’t revealing enough…
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Gwyneth Paltrow wore a very low-cut dress to the National Movie Awards in London and it was revealed that her boobs fall flat. I think that the opening would show the same from the back as it did the front. If you are going to have the balls to wear a dress like, make sure you have the chest to fill it out. You know because I have seen men with Moobs that are can fill that dress better than she did.
Yesterday the Glee cast was having a Twitter Crush which was kind of like a Twitter Fight Club and Kevin McHale got to do what many of us have wanted to do. Artie Abrams got to slap Gwyneth Paltrow!!! How many of us read something she wrote on GOOP or said in an interview and just wanted to slap her*. Well now we know how it visually looks without ever having to do it. Aren’t you in a GLEEful mood now after that picture?
*I don’t condone slapping her or anyone else. Make love (with condoms) not slaps (without rubber gloves)!
Last week William Shatner sang Cee Lo Green’s F*ck You on Lopez Tonight and tonight at 8p Gwyneth Paltrow will sing the clean version Forget You on Fox’s Glee. When it comes to who sings better, normally I would give it The Shat but since I think the version of the song that she sings is something I would like to do to the GOOP lady and forget her, I will give it to the lady Shakespeare was in love with for some reason.
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The many faces of Gwyneth Paltrow and they all look bitchy to me. The Oscar winner was promoting her movie Country Song where she sings country music. All I want to know is what did country music do to deserve that?
BTW is it just me or in that picture you can tell how much she loves herself, you know cause she is giving herself a hug?
