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Gwyneth Paltrow wore a very low-cut dress to the National Movie Awards in London and it was revealed that her boobs fall flat. I think that the opening would show the same from the back as it did the front. If you are going to have the balls to wear a dress like, make sure you have the chest to fill it out. You know because I have seen men with Moobs that are can fill that dress better than she did.
Yesterday the Glee cast was having a Twitter Crush which was kind of like a Twitter Fight Club and Kevin McHale got to do what many of us have wanted to do. Artie Abrams got to slap Gwyneth Paltrow!!! How many of us read something she wrote on GOOP or said in an interview and just wanted to slap her*. Well now we know how it visually looks without ever having to do it. Aren’t you in a GLEEful mood now after that picture?
*I don’t condone slapping her or anyone else. Make love (with condoms) not slaps (without rubber gloves)!
Last week William Shatner sang Cee Lo Green’s F*ck You on Lopez Tonight and tonight at 8p Gwyneth Paltrow will sing the clean version Forget You on Fox’s Glee. When it comes to who sings better, normally I would give it The Shat but since I think the version of the song that she sings is something I would like to do to the GOOP lady and forget her, I will give it to the lady Shakespeare was in love with for some reason.
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The many faces of Gwyneth Paltrow and they all look bitchy to me. The Oscar winner was promoting her movie Country Song where she sings country music. All I want to know is what did country music do to deserve that?
BTW is it just me or in that picture you can tell how much she loves herself, you know cause she is giving herself a hug?
Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be a panelist on NBC’s The Marriage Ref tonight at 10p and I feel bad for the poor couples and Greg Giraldo that have to listen to her nasally voice as she gives marriage advice. I would say the same for Jerry Seinfeld and Tom Papa, but for Jerry it helps the ratings of his show and for the host he is just a little less annoying than the Oscar winner.
BTW I have to wonder if Gwyneth only agreed to do the show if Jerry was part of the panel because he hasn’t been on the show since the first set of panelists. If Madonna could do it with Ricky Gervais and Larry David, the GOOP lady could do it with whoever they paired her with. But she thinks she is better than all of us.
One final note about The Marriage Ref, I really hope that NBC replaces Tom Papa in the fall because he is just awful. He acts like George Costanza, moves like Jack Benny and sounds like Jerry Seinfeld, that should be a good mixture but on him it is not.
