Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Gwyneth Paltrow
header image
The Three Amigos replace Chevy Chase?
February 27th, 2012 under Chevy Chase, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 1 ]


Steve Martin Tweeted this photo of him with Three Amigos co-star Martin Short and someone that doesn’t look like Chevy Chase. In fact the Community star is now looking a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow. I really hope they weren’t discussing finally making a sequel to the 1986 movie with her replacing Fletch because then I would agree with what the Wild and Crazy Man who Tweeted “I hate my life” with the picture

Share


Gwyneth Paltrow is “very into S&M”?
January 5th, 2012 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 1 ]


Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the guests on the special Out of Character with Krista Smith on USA the 11th at 11p and in it she reveals something we don’t know about her. When she was asked what would surprise us about her, she responded with “Not sure…that I am very into S&M. Just kidding. I think I’m kinda what I seem. I probably do have a dirtier sense of humor than most people would think. It comes from my dad. It was fun to shock my mother.” So if she is what she seems, then what we have all thought about her is dead on. When it comes to the S&M mention, there is always truth with joking so I guess we know what that means…
The GOOP lady isn’t the only person on the show, Seth MacFarlane is also being interviewed on the special. When he was asked if his flagship show Family Guy ever went too far, he gave an example from early on. He said, “There have been jokes that I would have rather we not have done. The JFK Pez Dispenser [wound in his head] was something I would probably not do now.” No, but now he will make fun of 9/11 and spousal abuse to name a few of the sickening jokes the show has made this season. It is almost like the Fox show is begging to be cancelled and for the first time I wouldn’t fight their decision.

Share


Chris Martin says Gwyneth Paltrow “has been a great beard”
October 25th, 2011 under Ellen DeGeneres, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 1 ]


Coldplay will be making their debut on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this Thursday. And before they play Paradise and Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall from their new album Mylo Xyloto, Chris Martin will be talking about his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. What he says will get him some major Goop with the Mrs and let’s just all their Play will be Cold between them for a while.
Here is what he told the host about his “wife”:

Ellen: You don’t talk about Gwyneth a lot?

Chris: No.

Ellen: But you have a great relationship and two precious kids. And we love Gwyneth. She’s been here many times.

Chris: She’s been a great beard for me now, for 10 years.

Ellen: Is that right? It’s not really a real relationship? She just pretends that she’s your wife.

Chris: Yeah, it’s hard to believe. (Laughing)

They say truth comes from humor, do you think he is telling the truth or he is just trying to be funny? Either way for a second it is a fun to think he is telling the truth, but I am sure he is not…

Share


What is the bulge in Gwyneth Paltrow’s bikini bottom?
July 12th, 2011 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 3 ]


Fame Pictures
Gwyneth Paltrow spent the day at the beach with her kids and wore a little red bikini. Looking at the pictures of her showing off her body, all I could concentrate was on the bulge in her bikini. What is that bump? It almost makes it look like the female actress has a little pen!s. She doesn’t, but it kind of looks that way.

Share


Gwyneth Paltrow has a flat a$$
May 23rd, 2011 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 2 ]


http://wireimage.com/ItemListings.aspx?cbi=1569&igi=501607&nbc1=1
Gwyneth Paltrow is known for wearing skin tight clothes and yesterday she wore some really tight khakis at the Chelsea Flower Show that you could really tell how flat her a$$ was.
In case you were wondering why I was looking at her bum so closely? I was looking for the stick that seems to be up it. I couldn’t find it though, so I guess either she doesn’t have one or those pants weren’t revealing enough…

Share


« Previous entries Next entries »

website stats Google Analytics Alternative
Web
Analytics Made Easy - StatCounter
Share