Matthew Perry is a guest on Ellen today and he got very excited about something Ellen DeGeneres mentioned in her monologue. The daytime talk show host talked about a local service that sends out Topless Maids to clean your house. Well once the Friends star heard that he wanted her to Go On about their services. So much so that during a commercial break the two of them called 818-666-HUGE to learn more and sounded like he wanted to employee all of their girls to tidy up his messy house with their t!tties. You know Matthew, I am willing to save you a few bucks and clean your house topless. And in exchange I would like you to be topless too!!! I think that is fair exchange!
BTW I was happy to hear that they offer topless men to do the dirty work too because they are so much more useful than those strippers I hire to entertain me.
While most actors have had their sex tapes stolen, Jennifer Aniston had her security tapes taken without her knowledge and they have been posted online. In the video we learn that she is a bitch who drives worse than Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes on a bad day, how she hides her baby bumps, she has two sons one who looks like Jimmy Kimmel and the other one looks like the cast of ABC’s new show The Neighbors without their makeup (he looks like an alien), but the biggest surprise comes at the end when she removes her wig and reveals her true hair. Let’s just say no one would want to copy that hairstyle.
And there was one last thing we found out about her, she really loves SmartWater. As she should because this video was made for them. But I prefer to believe that the tapes are real and not part of an advertising campaign. It is more fun that way!
Matthew Perry Tweeted a picture of himself on a couch with a lot feline Friends and I have to wonder when did he turn in that crazy lady with all of the cats. Well before your mind goes where mine went, he said “…this will all make sense Tuesday at 9pm on NBC after The Voice! #GoOn” So I guess we have to tune into his funny new sitcom to find out. Or we can just assume he will sitting at home on his couch surrounded by pussies watching his own show all alone. I like the first option better because Go On has proven to be NBC’s best new show of the fall.
Lisa Kudrow was on The Late Late Show yesterday and she asked Craig Ferguson to be on her show. He asked if he could tell her his actual real problems and she thought that would be fantastic. So he decided why wait until he tapes her show, he thought let’s work on his problem on his show. So he said, “I am only ever happy when I am doing this show. When I am not here, I am miserable and I hate everybody. I actually hate everybody here as well when I am doing the show as well but I fake it for cash. And not very much cash.” She analyzed it for a second and then told him, “We kind of did that story with Conan O’Brien.” So what is she saying? All late night hosts are miserable people who are only when they do their shows? Or is she saying she was Team Leno??? I would rather it be the first option.
Ellen DeGeneres is getting ready for her 10th season of Ellen on September 10th and she is personally getting her guests ready for the season premiere. She is starting off by giving Jennifer Aniston a much needed makeover. Ever since the actress was done with Friends, she has had the same look and it is about time she changed it up. And you know what she looks so much better.