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The new Lucky Charms marshmallow is…
February 19th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]


Last week, Lucky Charms announced that they were retiring the hourglass marshmallow after nearly 10 years and today they announced its replacement.

It is a unicorn! Which makes total sense. Now I want to know how it tastes. I am sure it will be magically delicious.

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Does Hooters have the best Valentine’s Day promotion?
February 14th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]


It is Valentine’s Day, and while most couples in love are going out for dinner tonight, Hooters has a completely different idea. Instead of celebrating your lover, they want you to burn your ex. Actually they want you to shred, burn, bury or throw darts at the person who broke your heart.

What does that mean? You go to their website, answer how long you were together and how you broke up. Then you upload a photo of the scourer to chose what you want to do to them. What do you get besides satisfaction? 10 free wings when you buy 10.

It will burn a lot less going out then when they tore your heart in two. Although, I am not sure what tastes better the revenge or their wings? I say it is a tie!

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McDonald’s fries can cure baldness
February 6th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: 1 ]


Now we know why Donald Trump eats so many fries from McDonald’s, they have a chemical that has been proven to grow back hair in mice.

Who knew that all of that trans fat was good for something, but it is. According to KABC, Japanese scientists discovered that a chemical the fast food giant adds to the french fries to keep the cooking oil from frothing up also causes hair to come up too. Well so far they only know that about fur because they have only tested it on mice. But human studies are next and I betcha that Trump will want to be first in line for that study.

Therefore balding people of the world, don’t run out and down as many fries as possible just yet. Wait only they know it works on humans first.

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Rumor has it, Reba McEntire is the new Colonel Sanders
January 26th, 2018 under Fast Food, Reba McEntire. [ Comments: none ]


Rob Lowe, Norm McDonald, Ray Liotta and Billy Zane are just a few of the actors who have played Colonel Sanders throughout the years. But now, KFC has hired someone for the job that has two things they do not. If you are a leg person they men are for you, but if you breast one then you are going to be happy that they went with Reba McEntire for the job.

The country singer is the face for Kentucky Fried Chicken’s newest flavor which is Smoky Mountain BBQ. That totally makes sense, but you wonder why they did not get Dolly Parton to do it. Probably because you cannot hide her, well, you know.

When it comes to Reba, I think she my favorite one yet. Who is your favorite Colonel?

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Burger King ups the burger wars
December 21st, 2017 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JWESs8x1KQ
Ever since I was a kid, Burger King and McDonald’s have been at war. This year, Burger King has been upping the game. On Halloween, they gave away free Whoppers to anyone who came dressed as a clown to their restaurants.

That was October, for December they brought a group of Carolers to a McDonald’s and sang their version of a Christmas Carol all about their flame-grilled greatness. As of now, Ronald McDonald has not responded, and I cannot wait to see what they wind up doing. Maybe they can send the Hamburglar in to steal the Burger King’s crown. I can’t stand BK’s mascot because he gives me nightmares. Kind of like all these viral videos are doing to Mickey D’s.

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