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Would you drink Vodka that tastes like Arby’s French Fries?
November 9th, 2021 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Arby’s Vodka

We know that Arby’s French Fries are good enough to eat, but are they good enough to drink? We will find out on November 18th and November 22nd. That is because the fast food chain teamed up with Tattersall Distilling to make Arby’s Vodka.

The Vodka is made with potatoes and Arby’s seasoning to capture the flavors of their Curly and Crinkle Fries in a bottle.

“Though we’ve mastered the art of drive-thru fries, we wanted to take it one step further by making them 80-proof,” said Patrick Schwing, chief marketing officer of Arby’s. “Being a potato-based liquor, this limited edition vodka is infused with Crinkle and Curly Fry flavor so Arby’s fans who are of legal drinking age can responsibly enjoy our menu from bag to bottle.”

So how much is this tempting alcoholic beverage going for? They are selling it on ArbysVodka.com for $59.99 while supplies last.

The only thing they are missing is their Horsey Sauce. I mean, I can’t eat their fries without it. So how am I supposed to drink their Vodka without it?

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Megan Thee Stallion is so hot, Popeyes is giving her her own hot sauce
October 14th, 2021 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN62FhsMW80

Do you know how McDonald’s has been teaming up with musicians, like BTS, and giving them their own meals? Well, Popeyes made a hotter offer to Megan Thee Stallion. That is because they are giving her her own how sauce starting on October 19th.

“I’m appreciative of Popeyes commitment to empowering Black women and look forward to opening Popeyes Restaurants,” said Megan Thee Stallion. “Teaming up with Popeyes is such a milestone in my journey and evolution as an entrepreneur. I’ve always been a fan of the Popeyes brand and I’m thrilled to have the opportunity to join the brand and help create the new Megan Thee Stallion Hottie Sauce for their line-up.”

Megan Thee Stallion’s Hottie Sauce is a mix of honey, cider vinegar, and Aleppo pepper. The chicken fast food chain says it matches her “sassy personality.” What they didn’t say is the only thing to cool down the heat is a WAP. Too far?

Anyways, along with the hot sauce, they also collaborated on merchandise. The first round of Popeyes x Megan Thee Stallion merch Thee Heat includes bikinis, long-sleeved shirts, hats, tumblers, and Popeyes chicken tenders plush dog toys. To what they look like then, click here!

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The McRib is coming back!
September 30th, 2021 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Get your calendars out, and turn to November 1st. That is the date that the McRib is back at McDonald’s for its 40th anniversary.

So when you wake up from your Halloween candy hangover, you can run to MickeyD’s to get the seasoned boneless pork dipped in a tangy BBQ sauce, topped with slivered onions and dill pickles, all served on a toasted homestyle bun delicious sandwich.

I can’t wait. Most people have pumpkin spice season; I have McRib season. Now, I just need McDonald’s to be finished renovating the Toluca Lake store by then, so I can walk over and get mine whenever I want. Walking the two blocks to get it, walks off the 520 calories I ingested from in each McRib. Lie to me and say yes.

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Panda Express gets into the chicken sandwich game
September 21st, 2021 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

I never knew that chicken sandwiches were all the rage, but Popeye’s changed the game. Now everyone is getting into it like Burger King , Wendy’s and Pringles. That makes sense. But now, Panda Express is testing one out at their innovation kitchen store in Pasadena.

So how is theirs different from all the rest? They describe it as a Kings Hawaiian bun, crispy chicken breast, their famous Orange Chicken sauce, and spicy aioli.

Since their Orange Chicken is hands down the best, I can’t wait to try it. Even though the guys from Party Shirt were not that impressed. I think all those hot sauces they have been trying out affected their taste buds.

BTW The sandwich is only available for a limited time. However, if it does well, I am sure it will go nationwide.

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I don’t think Taco Bell will use Lance Bass’ song as their jingle
August 27th, 2021 under Fast Food, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

I guess Lance Bass is bored waiting for his twins to come around Halloween. Therefore, he is taking his old *NSYNC songs and reworking them as jingles for popular fast food restaurants.

His first attempt is taking Tearin’ Up My Heart for Taco Bell and changing it to Tearing Up My A$$.

Do you think Taco Bell will make a run to his house to buy it so they can use it for their commercials? I think not. However, I will be singing it every time I eat their food and make a run to the bathroom.

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