Last week, we all laughed when a contestant on Family Feud was asked the last place he stuck his finger and he said his wife. Well, this week there is another answer of that caliber.
Steve Harvey asked, “Talked to 100 men, name the first part of a woman you touch to get her in the mood?” Then you see the little shy boy come out of Larry as he said, “That would be the lower front or the…vagina.” As soon as he was done answering the question, everyone lost it with laughter and the host went off on one of his hysterical rants. One that kept going and going, even though Larry wanted to move on because he was so embarrassed he just said that on national television.
Then when Harvey had finally finished joking around, it was time to see if it was on the board. Believe it or not, it wasn’t. Larry’s expression was priceless when he heard the buzzer. It was like I just said that on national television for no reason at all, WTF? Harvey was shocked too, and asked his producers, “How the hell ain’t that up there? You see the smiles on these men’s faces??” Then he declared, “I don’t want to host this show no more.” Thankfully, they were able to talk him down off the ledge because Family Feud would not be the same without him. And those classic answers!
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something a pirate has on the ship for all of those lonely nights at sea?” When the Family Feud host got over to Michael, the contestant said, “His KY, Steve!”
Harvey was so surprised by his answer that he wanted an explanation on how he came up with it. He didn’t ask Michael how, instead he asked his mother who in turn blamed it on the father. Which you can’t blame her because why should she take the fall.
So was it on the board? Two people thought, why should the pirate say, “arrrrgh” when he can say, “Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, mate!”
And Harvey said, “I’m gonna host Jeopardy.” What is I hope he isn’t serious because I would miss him on Family Feud. No one can handle the families quite like he can.
Steve Harvey asked Kevin on Family Feud, “Tell me the last thing you stuck your finger in?” With very little hesitation, he said, “My wife!” His wife, looked in complete shock after he said it, but yet she gave him a double high five to let him know it was a good answer…during the show. Then when she got him home, I am sure she stuck her finger in a lot of places we can’t talk about.
Back to Harvey, he too was in shock when he heard the answer. So much so, he had to sit down. Once he absorbed what Kevin just said, the host told the contestant that is “favorite answer of all time!” And ours too.
Now that we know the answer was somehow not on the board, it was time for Harvey to ask Ryan that question? Before he let her answer he looked at her husband, who declared, “No sir!”
There is so much awesomeness to that answer, but my favorite part is when you hear Kevin’s mom say, “That’s my boy, Steve!” I don’t know if I would be proud of my son if he said that on national television.
Today on Steve Harvey‘s talk show, he had Dr Laura Berman on to debunk popular sex myths. She said size doesn’t matter, hands and feet do not correspond to the size of his penis and only dark chocolate increases a woman’s libido.
While that is all fine and dandy, that was boring as compared to what the host revealed. He said that his penis is two people. When he is just talking to him, he is Lil Steve. But when he is in action, he is Russell the Wonder Muscle. And you thought Family Feud had some great alternative names for a man’s junk? Turns out Harvey had the best one for it all along!
Steve Harvey was talking to the contestants on Family Feud and he asked Marie what she does for a living. She told him, “I work for Eli Lilly and I sell erectile dysfunction drugs.” Well as soon as she said that, he got excited, he got really excited!
Then the host realized he couldn’t talk to her about, so he chatted with her husband. Then he brought up the fact that at the end of the commercials, they warn you if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours to call your doctor. If he had an erection that lasted that long, he is not going to call the doctor. Instead he is going to take Selfies of his pride and joys. And that is exactly what he did next on the game show. He acted out taking photos of his medically induced erection with a clock telling us how long it has been up.
His excitement for that spontaneous joke was so contagious, I just had to share it with you. That and it is as funny as hell. Once again proving why he is the best game show host on television.
