Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Tell me another way people say Mother?” It started off good, but then he got to a contestant that made him wish he could say Mother followed by a curse word on the show. You know that expression I am talking about.
With Mom/Mommy and Mama already on the board, guessing the other two answers up there proved to be very hard for the Patterson Family. Yolanda went first with Nanny. I thought that was just a Beverly Hills thing, but I guess other people consider their nannies their moms too.
Anyways, next up was Cecilia who said, “Nana,” like na-na and it was not there.
Now, is when we get to the trouble contestant. When the host asked Shelia the question she said, “Nanna,” like Anna. Which she thought was different than Nana because of the way she said it. The producers told her no, that is the same thing. So he asked her again and she guessed, “Ma-me,” which is another way to pronounce Mommy.
At this point, Harvey asked the Pattersons, “Are y’all crazy?” He was referring them to saying the same thing but with different pronunciations. They laughed because what else could they do at this point.
The producers wanted to get back to the show, so Harvey again asked Shelia the question. This time she went with, “Mommy.” You can tell he was getting frustrated, so he went on one of his funny rants where he said the word Mommy as many ways as possible, so she would not guess that answer again.
What did she do when he asked her this time, she proudly yelled out, “Nana!” He was delirious at this point, so he went straight to the audience to talk to them about it. But before he came back to Shelia, he broke out into song. What song? Appropriately, it is Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye.
And now he was ready to say goodbye to all of Shelia’s guesses, but he had to ask her one more time. This time she responded with, “Well Steve, I would say Mom but the answer Mom is already up there.” To which, the defeated host told everyone, “Let’s just flip that sh!t over!”
With that the Patterson got their third strike and a place in Harvey’s memory box for the Mother or is it Mommy or is it Mame or is it Nanna or is it Nana of all answers ever given on the show.
On a positive note, at least she never once guessed, “Mother!”
There is a new birth control implant that men can get in their scrotum that stops the flow of sperm. The device was created by a carpenter and it works with the push of a button. We can’t get a man to put on condom, how can we trust him to push the button. Although, as a woman, I know how to push all of a man’s buttons!!!
Now back to the device, I didn’t know about it until Steve Harvey talked about it on his daytime talk show. Being a man, the concept of putting a button in his scrotum made him very uncomfortable. Kind of like women watching that Doritos commercial during the Super Bowl.
Family Feud asked on 100 men, “You kiss a woman’s cheek on the first date. Where do you kiss her on the third?” Rod Stowers anxiously buzzed in and said, “On the lips!” When that answer was the #1 answer on the board, he did a happy handshake with his brother. Even though, that is not the lips I get kissed on a third date, but that is for another post!
Rod’s sister Letitia, is a lot like me. When Steve Harvey asked her the question, she said, “Breastesess!” Yes, it was on the board! Although, I think that is a second date thing, but some girls like to wait until the third.
Was the other lips on the board? I don’t know! I also don’t know if a$$ was on there, but that you men must start kissing before you even get to the lips above the equator. That is if you want to get to everything in between.
As we know, Steve Harvey accidentally announced that Miss Colombia won Miss Universe instead of Miss Philippines and because of that she thought she won the crown for a minute.
Well, last week the loser confronted him on his show, and yet she was very civil to him. Ellen DeGeneres and I disagreed with her reaction and the female daytime host made a video showing how the runner-up should’ve greeted the Family Feud host.
It might not be the real thing, but it is pretty gosh darn close.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that men love to discuss that starts with the letter ‘c’?” First he asked Anthony and he said, “camping.” That answer was not on the board. Then he asked Father Matt and he said, “corny.” Again the answer was not on the board.
Now it was time for Mark; and the host was basically just daring him to go there when he said to him, “Now listen to me, if you say anything remotely close to corn or camping, I swear to Gd, I am going to slap you as hard as I can.” So what else could he do? Mark went the complete opposite way when he guessed, “Well, my wife is not going to say it, but guys like to talk about c^nts.” Then he added, “I had to take it for the family. Someone had to say it. I had to take it for the family. It is just embarrassing to say.” What makes it even funnier and more embarrassing for him, is that he was standing next to a man in a collar as he said it. And Father Matt just stood there, clapped and laughed because what else could he do.
When it comes to Harvey, he didn’t stand there and wait to see if the Nathan Family got their third strike. He walked over to the other family to ask if the C-Word was on the board. Sadly, it was not. But who cares, someone actually guess the C-Word on Family Feud!!!
I so love this show because you never ever know what they are going to say.
